simonsrealgf

best mutual. EDUCATED!! SO PRETTY OMG YALL!!! and simons real gf...

random- who is simons gf?
everyone else- simonsrealgf is the real gf of them all

by rosey/meli September 9, 2021

simons..wifeyy

Ah yes. There is simons..wifeyy. They don’t like Sam and Peter shippers.

Ugly hater🙄: boi what the hell boi
Simons..wifeyy: whatever. You’re just an ugly hater🪓🍞😡

by Schnapples.supremacy September 9, 2021

Simona

A sexy woman which will one day be a billionaire . If you know a Simona you are a very lucky person. The best kisser and baby maker. She is often misunderstood but later has the best future. Simona is: always correct, beautiful, fun, clean, courageous and powerful. She has wonderful leadership skills and can kill you.

Guy 1: That Simona is so hot...
Guy 2: I want to marry that Simona so bad....
Girl 1: Ugh, she is so pretty... I'm so jealous...
Guy1: Shut up bozo

by Honey pop 🍯 🍭 November 21, 2021

Simona

Mediterranean name , many Simona’s are all short in height and have a very loud voice also they resemble a lot to the mythical creature known as Gollum from The Lord Of The Rings

That Simona is such a Gollum

Hey Simona where is my precious ?

by Eddie clark_111 November 21, 2021

SIMONA

A MILF.

OMG HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR MOM? SHE'S SUCH A SIMONA.

by someonealreadyused "your mom" November 21, 2021

Simona

The most beautiful name, maybe because it’s mine

“Simona.. such a wonderful name”

by urcantiom November 21, 2021

simonah

Simonah or Simona is a name given to the female of the Human species. Persons bestowed / christened with this name often imbibe the personality traits associated with this name. These traits include:

(a) Dirty mind: Their minds are dirty af. They will find a lewd meaning or interpret a harmless sentence as lewd, especially in a group chat.

(b) Spontaneous Combustion: They may spontaneously combust with their sudden anger.

(c) Thirst: They are very thirsty people, infact, there is a beer named "Thirsty Simona".

(d) Forgetful: They forget important facts you told them 20 minutes back.

Omg, Jessica has a dirty mind! She turns into a Simonah each time we speak.

by Bhalumahesh November 23, 2021