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Sicilian

A person from the island of Sicily, or a person whose ancestors came from Sicily. Although the Italian language became the official language of Sicily, Sicilians still speak Sicilian (Sicilianu, not Siciliano) amongst their friends and families.

Sicily is famous for its folk music, food, culture, crime, dark features, and sexy women (and we guys are lady magnets too).

Sicily has been colonized by many different peoples over the past 5000 years. Both white and black, as well as Arab, Greek, French, and Spanish have took over the island. Sicilians are generally dark skinned and have dark features because the dark genes seem to always take over the light genes.

Some of us Sicilians are offended when people say they have negro genes, but I'm ok with that. Proof that we have negro genes is that Sicily has a high rate of sickle cell disease. Sickle cell disease only affects blacks or people with black ancestors. If you look at a sickle cell disease distribution map, the only places where sickle cell is present is Africa, USA, parts of the Middle East, Brazil, some Caribbean islands, and Sicily (and some of south Italy).
Sicilian folk song (that young Vito Corleone sings on Ellis Island):

Avia nu sciacarreddu
Ma veru sapuritu
A mia mi l'amazzari
Poveru sceccu miu.
by MisterNewYorker June 22, 2011
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Simai

Pronounced: (Sigh-my)

The action of when a high five becomes a hug.
E.g. "Dude did you just see my simai? so embarassing..."
by AwkwardBanana August 23, 2014
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Simian

A word used to describe a person with unusually apish characteristics/attributes (long forearms, calloused knuckles, awkward loitering around other people's conversations).

Also, used to describe a person who excels at hunter/gatherer endeavors (direct procurement of edible plants and animals form the wild, foraging and hunting).
Man that bitch stole the Simian's V-Card over the summer.

or

The Simian blew his hot steamy load over the crate of freshly imported Chiquita bananas.
by King Kong Jr. November 8, 2007
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similoser

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!
"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"


All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)
by Thelma April 30, 2005
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Simine

Simine is the name of someone who is a once in a lifetime friendship. She is caring and loyal. She may be gullible and naive, but she has a sweet heart. If you meet a Simine never let go because she is very rare. She may be anxious when you meet her at first, but after a while she will treat you like shes known you forever.
Guy 1: whos that shy girl
Guy 2: oh thats Simine. She is so awesome
Guy 1: cant wait to meet her!
by Shifter73 May 20, 2020
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simc

A simc means "sucker idolising mediocre cock", gay version of simp.
Simc was firstly used in Hungary, followed by Japan.
A : "B's a simc"

B : "lOiUs tHeRoUx iS nOt mEdIOcRe"
by xuo May 30, 2020
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Simin

A poetic name that means someone who has fat ass and is very intelligent. Also someone who is the hottest human being on earth and everyone is jealous of.
- how is she like bro?
- she's a simin dude
by Doooookdeee November 22, 2021
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