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chin splash

The method whereby seminal fluid, released from a hole at the tip of the corpus spongiosum, settles 'with a splash' on the prominence formed by the anterior projection of the lower jaw.
"My Gosh!" exclaimed Douglas. "It appears that a portion of sex wee has landed upon my chin rather than in my mouth. Your aim seems to be somewhat irregular, Miles."

"Aye, its called a chin splash. Get in!!"
by Mr Prowse August 11, 2006
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Fuck Splash

White stain found on bed sheets or otherwise after sexual intercourse as a result of aggresive thrusting forcing vaginal fluids to spill onto bed/surface.
My bed was full of Fuck Splash after I smashed that chick last night.
by Ben Smart June 17, 2008
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anti-splash paper

1. A sheet or two of bog roll placed carefully so as to uniformly cover the surface of the water in the bowl of a toilet prior to dropping the kids off. Usually employed by those who do not enjoy the sudden cold, wet sensation on their ringpiece following displacement of water by a free-falling, splash-inducing turd.

2. Also used when a desperate bogward-rush to a public convenience results in the trousers coming down at the same time the turtle's head begins to appear and the discovery is made that some bastard left nessie waiting for you. Mitigates against the prospect that splashback will include someone elses faecal matter or piss. It is considered wise to favour more sheets in this scenario.
1. I had an absolute monster on the way and it was a cold morning so I opted for some anti-splash paper.

2. There was no holding it back, I had already locked the door and me kecks were round me ankles when I noticed a previous signature loitering in the pan. Anti-splash paper was the only way to keep it personal.
by Herr Lip December 1, 2007
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Urban Splash

The art of pissing up a graffitied wall.
My mate Craig loves abit of urban splash on a weekend.
by AGnumbnuts November 14, 2011
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Vag Splash

Vag Splash - The act of quickie sex (between a man and a woman who are not in a regular sexual relationship) resulting in flooding a woman's womb with semen.
A woman says to a friend 'i fancy a vag splash' i.e. a quick fuck (and cum) with a stranger or non committed friend.
by Jarod & Toby September 13, 2011
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Goulash Splash

Originating in the quiet township of petrie, QLD. The "goulash Splash" reffers to "sloppy" faecal matter.

*action* - (Ethan dribbles some badly made goulash on to his dinner plate)

Jesse: wow man looks like YOU'VE just had a case of the goulash splash
daniel: wait up fellas just goin to drop a goulash splash in the loo!!!
by Snowy88 September 24, 2007
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U Splash?

I got a question for you all.. U splash?
by Rarebatae April 3, 2019
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