roof shooter

A person who loses it, finds a roof and starts shooting people.

"Keep your eye on Martin, that guy is a potential roof shooter".

by Laurie Nicholson May 30, 2006

Caramel Shortbread

A multi-racial thressome. Where a white person is on the bottom, an asian is in the middle and a black person is on top.

Hey"said Bob to Cho and Shaniqua "Fancy a Caramel Shortbread?

by the resourceful five April 9, 2011

Five-Shooter

A latex glove used as a condom.

I was able to come five times last night, thanks to my trusty five-shooter.

by Supershoes July 17, 2018

Hip-shooter

Hip shooter: a small one handed gun, used mainly for protection. Alt:A person shooting wildly or quickly from the hip.

He Came out with his hip-shooter blastin at the fools car when he was driving away.

by Bernald B Bernuld February 2, 2019

Hardening of the sharteries

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.

"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."

by turdmeister July 13, 2009

Dookie Shooter

Another word for anus. Just as a cannon shoots a cannon ball, the anus shoots dookie.

You smell like ass. Go wipe your dookie shooter.

by Booty Juice September 22, 2008

shootertard

A person whose overplaying of first person shooter video games has significantly reduced their capacity for video games that require thinking.

Good role-playing games are a dying breed because of all the shootertards.

by BunnySlayer August 7, 2009