Shmabingus

The most manly word in the history of the English, Japanese and Canadian language. It is so manly that each time you say it you must punch someone or something in the face. It is also so manly that it is both a noun, verb, adjective and pooper scooper at the same time.

Mike: You guys, I'm Egyptian!
Megan: No way! So is Alex!
Jess: Alex is Egyptian! Bingo!
Alex: SHMABINGUS!
*punches Jess in the face*
Jess: You're so manly!

by IAMEGYPTIAN August 3, 2010

Chinese Water Sacking

When in a pool one jumps over the other completely naked hitting their ball sack against the other persons head or back just like leap frog.

Dude! Hayden and I just played a wicked game of Chinese Water Sacking!

by Gelanedus November 27, 2011

European Sharking

1. A heinous yet undeniable satisfactory act where a man, ussually masked and hooded, qiuetly masturbates unnoticed in a corner until the moment prior to ejaculation, at which point he runs up to an unsuspecting woman and bestows his load upon her face, then sprints away before revenge can be enacted upon him

2. The process of blowing a load onto a women wearing high heels to ensure a safe get-a-way, ussually with a hidden camera man nearby to immortalize the sheer audacity of the sharker

3. For another version, see japanese sharking

"Damn european sharking got me again, time to bust out the industrial strength shampoo!"

Friend 1: Good God, arent you a whore?
Friend 2: No... it was a european sharker, the bastard!
Friend 1: Well did you make him pay for it?
Friend 2: I was wearing high heals *starts crying* he got away..

by Jakndakster November 2, 2011

Shakking

That intense moment before the ultimate goal (sexual intercourse) when you know the time is right. You are fiercely going at each other but no so fierce that it can be called shagging. It is the so called sweet spot all pubescent teens aspire to reach.

Sophia and Scott were at each other’s throats, or should I say in them. They were a concoction of passion, saliva and other bodily fluids, each of witch harmoniously mixing to create a potion of love. Shakking.

by SJ shaggers August 4, 2018

Shacking Up

Regularly hitting the sheets with someone youare not dating OR casually moving in with someone you regularly hit the sheets with.

Living in sin.

Donna spends all her time over at Jim's house, they have been shacking up together ever since they hooked up on Fat Tuesday.

by Mona Madly July 22, 2008

clam smacking

lesbian sex; the act of two vaginas bumping against one another during sexual intercourse, usually accompanied by the splattering of a white, creamy fishy fluid. (See: bumpin uglies).

By the looks of the stains on the carpet, someone had spilt a dish of creamy alfredo seafood-but it was just the juices from your mom and her girlfriend clam smacking in the living room.

by lunchemz May 19, 2005

Go Smackington

Verb/adjective

The art of verbally undressing the female homosapien and/or engaging in intense, verbal intercourse with a previously unknown woman.

Similar to having game but on a much higher level.

B-rad: So David, I saw you talking to Sarah

David (an Asian): Yesh, I was trying to make moves

Eze: Boyyy, I heard that. Did you go smackington?

by @Brazen_Faith March 12, 2011