sharp tuner

When you fuck a girl in the ass and she suddenly farts you than proceed to pull out and stick your dick in her mouth and tell her too sing a song till you understand what she is singing.

I gave that girl at the party a sharp tuner when she suddenly said she could sing

by Quadss October 24, 2013

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Alabama sharp

That perfect point between tipsy and drunk, usually around 4-6 beers

Man, I was feeling Alabama sharp during that game of beer pong.

by jarnie_123 May 26, 2020

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Sharp as a mop

A person who may not be astute but has a seemingly purposeful presence. The person may be useful but doesn't have an external awareness. A mop serves a purpose but is not a intelligectually significant.

You're sharp as a mop.

by urban-grl April 04, 2016

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Sharp as Marbles

A way of describing someone as ignorant. Like saying one is not the brightest crayon in the box; One taco short of a Grande Meal; Not the brightest bulb in the socket; Dumber than a box of hair; etc...

What the fuck was I thinkin tellin the cop he was a fat pig AlphaDouche?? Man, I'm as sharp as marbles...

by TreDubDizzle August 03, 2009

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San Sharp

1. The ghost of a girl. It is said that she was out running one day and was hit by a car. She now wanders around Western American towns, holding up her ipod and searching for an internet connection.

There are many variations of this myth, the most popular being Lillia Monique from France or Bella Sonia, the vampire girl of Italy.

2. A person who, when they go out running, is hard or impossible to track down. They often only run to impress someone.

"I swear I saw San out running yesterday!"
"Yeah, right!"

"Amanda's such a San Sharp- she only goes out running to show off to Mark!"

by Lavien Rose March 30, 2009

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