Fifty Shades of Grey

Bad fanfiction written by a 14 year old girl based off of Twilight categorized as "Mommy Porn".

Did you read Fifty Shades of Grey?

by Ciararocks1000 June 27, 2012

Techno Shades

1. The symbolic attire to describe the feeling derived from the expectation of a great night out with friends ..

2. a pair on actual sunglasses that you feel like wearing in a rave / nightclub

cash in the pocket . lad's are all ready time to lash on the techno shades and have a great one .

by techno techno October 8, 2009

to beat seven shades of shit out of

To make a row with someone because you are angry with him for some reasons, often used as a threat.

A big bloke threatened to beat seven shades of shit out of me at the pub yesterday.

by iulita December 30, 2005

50 shades of grey

An erotic book written by E.L James. It is basically a pornographic book for women, as we all know women dont really like pron so reading about it is better fot them.
My friends call it mommy porn because is literally what it is.

A girl called Anastia meets this successful man Christian grey and they have unbelievable sex and more sex and some more sex. There is a lot of bondage and BDSM on it so beware.
If you are a prude then this book is definately not for you, don't even bother opening it.
My guess is that when the writer was writing it she was feeling pretty horny at the time.

"Hey have you heard about that new book everyone is raving about"

"Which one"

"50 shades of grey"

"Oh, that my mum reads that"

"Holy Shit!, your mom reads mommy porn"

by awertyq July 21, 2012

Fifty Shades of Cray

The many many levels of crazy.

"I warn you..... go outside the day after Thanksgiving, and you will get caught up in at least Fifty Shades of Cray."

by LolaBorealis December 11, 2012

fifty shades

The code word for kinky fuckery rooted from the book fifty shades of grey.

He went all fifty shades on me last night.

by Sundaylace November 4, 2012

shutter shades

style of sunglasses, or stunna shades, made popular by rapper, kanye west.

metal (sometimes plastic) glasses complete with slits cut out horizontally; not unlike window shades or "shutters", but do not actually have any glass or translucent plastic for lenses.

origin could possibly be derived from eskimo sunglasses used by whale hunters.

also, could possibly be the worst trend of 2008. shutter shades do absolutely nothing and look ridiculous. thanks, kanye, you've doomed us all.

kid on street #1: daaang you're shutter shades are bitchin'.

kid on street #2: yeah man, they do nothing so you'll probably loose your vision at an early age. thas tiight!

by purpl3 rain October 11, 2008