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Sergio

Sergio is salty AF
by SergioSaltyBoi September 17, 2018
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you know sergio?

From the commercial for "Smirnof Vodka"

Where the people in the commercial want to get access to this party so pretend they know sergio.. And give ambigious vague descriptions of him
"lightish darkish hair"
"about this tall" (making reference to medium height
by jess February 22, 2005
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Sergio

Someone who wants to win even at the expense of others.
Sergio: Fuck Shamyla! Are you even playing?!?
Shamyla: ... :(
Jeff: Freakin Sergio man.
by HeresJeggy March 22, 2017
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Sergio

In Call of Duty 4 when you get a 5 or 6 kill streak and then die, failing to get the big 7th kill to call in the chopper. The term comes from the fact that PGA Golfer Sergio Garcia always fails to win big tournaments.
Player 1: Fuck I just had a 6 kill streak and died.
Player 2: Ha Ha Diss, You Sergio'd
Player 1: Fuck You, Punk.
by therealjaydee September 5, 2009
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Sergio

Sergio is an amazing dude. He is funny, and popular, but will always include everyone. Even though he might not seem like it, he is very caring, and loves everybody equally. They're very athletic and handsome, but they don't know it. He will always put others before himself, so be careful and make sure he takes care of himself. You're very lucky if you know a Sergio.
"That guy is awesome!"
"Of course he is, he's a Sergio!"
by bomb?!?! October 28, 2019
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Fuck Sergio in the Ass Day

On april 11, you are legally allowed to anally penetrate Sergio Fernandez butthole. This only happens once a year so make sure to be lubed up.
"Oh shit there goes Sergio with the fat ass, let's anally rape him" "Its Fuck Sergio in the Ass Day, lube yourself "
by ReverseJ May 24, 2018
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The Sergio

The act of defecating on your best friends shoes while he is giving you a blow job.

History of The Sergio:

The Sergio originated in Santa Ana, Ca around 2006 A.D. Every year Sergio would buy very expensive presents for all of his friends on their birthdays. One year Sergio decided to buy his best friends Sirius satellite radio. During this time period Sergio was going through a few financial difficulties. However, this did not stop him from getting his best friend the ultimate gift of Sirius satellite radio. (Side note: Sergio loves shoes, especially Nike Jordans) When Sergio's best friend received his gift he was so excited that he immediately dropped Sergio's pants and gave him a hummer. Right as Sergio was climaxing he noticed his best friend's shoes were right underneath him. So as he orgasmed he dropped a duece right on his friends brand Jordans. The rest is history and today we know this act as THE SERGIO.
-Hey what did you do last night?

-Well, it was my best friend's birthday and I got him something nice. So after the party I gave him The Sergio.
by The Mudslider June 11, 2006
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