spending money

The money you have left after you have paid all your bills for the month. This is money you can spend on whatever the hell you want or save towards something big.

Joe had no spending money left after paying for his girlfriend's shopping spree.

by bigjohnson May 3, 2014

sanding the walnut

Jerking off while massaging the testicles

"Sorry I'm late for dinner mom, I was just sanding the walnut"

by Caleb Bryant July 22, 2006

Spending Time In the Shower

Masterbating

Even though he's seventeen, he's not spending time in the shower.

by stella the pug July 23, 2010

sneding

a variant of the word "sending". Usually used in context of the internet or intranet or some other weird places

Paige Fincher thought about sneding Chris some of her pictures, but decided against it.

by Christopher Jarrett June 11, 2008

seeding the garden

Vaginal intercourse. From the novel Their Eyes Were Watching God.

Tea Cake and Janie were seeding the garden.

by NatMcMahan May 28, 2015

Sneding

A tactical move to seduce and disable an opponent in any kind of scenario. Useful especially on the elderly.

Yo G, my nan was telling me that i ruined christmas because i beat her in a game of tic tac toe so i hit her with a phat sned. She could't move for weeks. She will never tell me that again. Otherwise she is gonna catch another phat sneding.

by TheRealSnedMonster October 13, 2019

Daylight Spendings

Antonym for daylight savings

Im glad daylight savings time is over, now back to normal life with daylight spendings.

by 123four March 25, 2009