(v.)- This occurs when one takes a dump and it shoots right out of the anus like a rocket and sinks to the bottom of the toilet bowl, hence the term "scuba." One usually does not have to wipe after this furious anal blast because the exit was so clean.
Your poop scuba dives to the bottom of the toilet bowl and there is no need to wipe, hense Scuba-Shit.
by CadetSmoke November 1, 2006
Get the Scuba-Shitmug. The gang bang quickly turned into a recreational outing after Caesar & his buddies gave Kelly a Scuba Suit.
Girl 1: So, how do you do it? Scuba Suits make me so nervous.
Girl 2: It's all mental. Once you overcome the initial shock and claustrophobia, its really quite comfortable.
Girl 1: So, how do you do it? Scuba Suits make me so nervous.
Girl 2: It's all mental. Once you overcome the initial shock and claustrophobia, its really quite comfortable.
by Deeves3 September 10, 2011
Get the Scuba Suitmug. A white rapper from wv, his songs are about the party lifestyle, the struggle, and the real problems with modern society. He is a lyrical mastermind, that is known throughout wv, and stretching out west in Denver where he currently resides!
by Scuba Steve Rapper November 10, 2013
Get the Scuba Stevemug. Spending an excessive amount of time in the bathroom/loo/privy, especially when others need to use it. Scuba Diving can interfere with other peoples' busy schedules, as there is much time wasted. Whilst sometimes a person may spend a long time on the toilet due to legitimate natural reasons, roughly 80-90% of Scuba Diving is caused by reading newspapers, making phone calls, or playing around with electronics devices. Scuba Diving can be done by both men and women, but under different circumstances: for instance, women naturally spend absurd amounts of time in the bathroom usually messing around in the mirror as is, whilst men can spend about 30 minutes on the can playing Angry Birds or something.
The term comes from the idea that the reason why the person is in the bathroom so long is because they're literally swimming around in the toilet water rather than doing their intended business.
The term comes from the idea that the reason why the person is in the bathroom so long is because they're literally swimming around in the toilet water rather than doing their intended business.
Ted: For Christ's sake, man, Billy's been in there for like 45 minutes! I have to take a piss really bad!
George: I know, me too -- what the hell is he doing, Scuba Diving in there!?
Roger: Damn it, I got to shit really bad, but there's only one available stall in our building's men's room, and some damn old guy's been in there for ages with his newspaper. God damn it, I hate Scuba Diving!
Jason: Dude, we've been waiting for a fucking long time to go and pick up our pizza. What the hell were you doing in there, Scuba Diving?
Tom: Nah brah, I got the Farmville app!
George: I know, me too -- what the hell is he doing, Scuba Diving in there!?
Roger: Damn it, I got to shit really bad, but there's only one available stall in our building's men's room, and some damn old guy's been in there for ages with his newspaper. God damn it, I hate Scuba Diving!
Jason: Dude, we've been waiting for a fucking long time to go and pick up our pizza. What the hell were you doing in there, Scuba Diving?
Tom: Nah brah, I got the Farmville app!
by Bo Andysin February 10, 2014
Get the Scuba Divingmug. by Macky T December 8, 2006
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by Thescatman21 February 3, 2022
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by Keypatch February 23, 2017
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