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Scuba Diving 

Similar to a "snorkel" in which a tall man (a spaniard, for example) leads a much shorter man (e.g. a slavik dwarf) into the sea. When the water becomes too deep for the dwarf to breathe without swimming, the taller man forces the dwarf's head under water and shoves his cock in the dwarf's mouth, mimicking a snorkel. However, scuba diving requires an even taller man (a Pollock, for example) and a much shorter man (a Japanese man), and the two explore the deep crevasses of the ocean floor.

Especially effective if the Japanese man is only half Asian, as he will be less vindictive in the case of resurfacing.
Christian: Chris, would you like to go scuba diving in Gloucester?

Chris: No.
Scuba Diving by chr3000 March 16, 2010

Scuba Diving 

Yesterday I was hanging out with my girlfriend and I got to go scuba diving, it was AWESOME.

Scuba-Shit

(v.)- This occurs when one takes a dump and it shoots right out of the anus like a rocket and sinks to the bottom of the toilet bowl, hence the term "scuba." One usually does not have to wipe after this furious anal blast because the exit was so clean.
Your poop scuba dives to the bottom of the toilet bowl and there is no need to wipe, hense Scuba-Shit.
Scuba-Shit by CadetSmoke November 1, 2006

Scuba Suit 

The act of plugging every hole in a woman's body with a penis as to create a water tight seal.
The gang bang quickly turned into a recreational outing after Caesar & his buddies gave Kelly a Scuba Suit.

Girl 1: So, how do you do it? Scuba Suits make me so nervous.

Girl 2: It's all mental. Once you overcome the initial shock and claustrophobia, its really quite comfortable.
Scuba Suit by Deeves3 September 10, 2011

scuba diving fuck 

-the wingless version of the flying fuck.
-to fuck while scuba diving and then land on a rock and die.
-used in asking questions when not interested in an answer.
-something that is too valuable to be given.
Teacher: global warming is real.
Me: what the scuba diving fuck is that?
Teacher: soon the weather will be to hot to bear.
Me: I don't give a scuba diving fuck, I got AC.. Evolve already woman!

Scuba Steve

A white rapper from wv, his songs are about the party lifestyle, the struggle, and the real problems with modern society. He is a lyrical mastermind, that is known throughout wv, and stretching out west in Denver where he currently resides!
Man that dude scuba Steve can spit, def the realest white rapper from wv.
Scuba Steve by Scuba Steve Rapper November 10, 2013