Schizophrenic smooching

Practicing for a real kiss by kissing yourself in a mirror.

Many teenagers try schizophrenic smooching because they don't want to disgrace themselves at their first kiss.

by Pacmaniac June 24, 2011

Scorchin

When some one is sexualy arousing in an erection sort of way!
They have a hott ass!

'slap ass' "Scorchin"!
"Girl lock at that guys ass, it is scorchin"!

by The Muteress and The Mutelator April 18, 2005

smorphing

Smorphing is an act of identity misrepresentation based on sharing a commercial identity among friends or co-workers. Derived from phishing and morphing, smorphing occurs when someone shares their on-line account and password for fee-based on-line services to someone else who accesses the services pretending to be that person.

Bob smorphed time.com with his friend's identity and downloaded premium content articles for free.

by Wally Kowal May 5, 2005

scoring

Irish slang for "necking" or "making out."

I saw them scoring in the back of the bar.

by modgun April 24, 2011

skooching

The act of repositioning bodies during sex while maintaining penetration.

Meghann's knees were hurting so she had Ben skooch her into a pile driver position; luckily his dick never came out.

by e-skillit July 31, 2005

Scorchenhimer

The act of setting your friend on fire while tap dancing with a monkey.

Yesterday I decided to scorchenhimer my friend because he said barazz wasn't a real word.

by Noltons3 August 19, 2009

snorshing

the act of snorting and blushing at the same time.

He snorshed when she told him that he was +1 on her hotness meter because of his trip to the Chinese market and cleaning the house. He was snorshing so hard, he almost peed himself.

by BouchonLover March 15, 2011