scientology

Another fuckin con.

When are people going to learn that the Occult world of gurus and cults is nothing but a scam run by Satan-worshiping con men?

If you're looking for the truth try the bible.You don't have to be lead around by some group of con men who only seek to brainwash you into giving them all of your money.Plus if you actually read the bible Christ warned in advance that these rotten sob's were a bunch of con men.Plus if you get too involved with that garbage then you'll actually sell your soul to the devil.

Turn away from that trash while you still can.

by I hope they all burn in hell for all eternity. March 11, 2005

Scientology

A cult formed by the followers of L Rob Hubbard. Followers believe that they are "the elite" of the planet. Staff and "Sea Org" members are paid very very little money, if any. And are expected to give all of their time, money (including savings and income) and soul to the cult. Those who do not follow are shunned and punished. Most members, especially staff, lie, steal, and manipulate unsuspecting people out of their money in order to "go clear" and "go up the bridge" of "spiritual freedom".

I only wanted to learn about life, and Scientology, but I was taken for everything I owned and ended up with nothing but low self esteem and no bank account and no home.

by cinamingrl March 07, 2009

scientology

The very definition of retarded. Wackos who believe that aliens were ass rapped on earth and killed by a space dictator. Also practice this them selves.

man one "Dude I heard that bob is joining Scientology."

man two "yeah, better cover your ass or he'll get it."

man one "he'll pull a Tom Cruise on me?"

by jokemonkey2 February 10, 2007

Scientology

Scientology is a church started by L. Ron Hubbard
According to dianetics (the Scientology bible) people are posessed by "tethans" (some sort of aliens) who make people sad or confused.

Members of the Church of Scientology believe in two higher powers: Xenu and Money

by Alfred Nonymous May 01, 2008

scientology

A religion that is about as ridiculous as a literal interpretation of the bible.

However nutty Scientology (and those who believe its' stories literally) may be, the reality is that 33% of the US population literally believes in the bible, which is no more or less nutty.

by ShadowCreator October 04, 2007

scientology

A murderous cult,of dumb buttmunches,on an
elevator to Hell.They've already killed
some innocent people.Some of it's famous
members are George Clooney,Tom Cruise,Isaac Hayes,and the
crazy lady from Dharma & Greg.

George Clooney:Today it's America,tomorrow...the world.
Isn't Scientology great?

by Zenox November 14, 2006

scientology

It's like mashed potatoes, but it's not mashed and it's not potatoes.

Scientology teaches you that your heart is an alien's testicle pumping space cum through your veins.

by jamal432523 May 27, 2009