Scientology

Scientology is a church started by L. Ron Hubbard
According to dianetics (the Scientology bible) people are posessed by "tethans" (some sort of aliens) who make people sad or confused.

Members of the Church of Scientology believe in two higher powers: Xenu and Money

by Alfred Nonymous May 1, 2008

scientology

A religion that is about as ridiculous as a literal interpretation of the bible.

However nutty Scientology (and those who believe its' stories literally) may be, the reality is that 33% of the US population literally believes in the bible, which is no more or less nutty.

by ShadowCreator October 20, 2007

scientology

A murderous cult,of dumb buttmunches,on an
elevator to Hell.They've already killed
some innocent people.Some of it's famous
members are George Clooney,Tom Cruise,Isaac Hayes,and the
crazy lady from Dharma & Greg.

George Clooney:Today it's America,tomorrow...the world.
Isn't Scientology great?

by Zenox November 10, 2008

scientology

It's like mashed potatoes, but it's not mashed and it's not potatoes.

Scientology teaches you that your heart is an alien's testicle pumping space cum through your veins.

by jamal432523 May 27, 2009

Scientology

"A Cult" as defined by John Sweeney who is the definitive decider of what is and isnt a religion.

Scientology - also know as a Sham, Fraudulent, Money Grabbing, Idiot magnet, Hubbard fetishists

That scientologist is gay. Yes, thats because he believes in that crackpot cult called Scientology.

by brainwashingcult June 1, 2007

scientology

see pyramid scheme

scientology is a legitimate religion according to the united states government.

by tom cruise you lose July 5, 2009

scientology

So like thousands of years ago, there were aliens on this planet and then this galactic overlord came and killed all of them. Their soles went into a volcano. And then man evolved or something and now their soles reside in us, and that's what makes us sad and depressed. And so you give them $250 and they give you a book that tells you about your thinking levels. And then, and then your a Scientologist... But only if you pay them money, you cant get in for free.

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by FHRITP ALL DAY ERR DAY December 29, 2015