Its meaning derrives from a bag used to store cum or a whore for same purpose.
1. An offensive term used to describe someone, something or a situation...
2. A bantersaurus way in which to describe a scrotum
(The phrase can also be reversed to "satchel of wank", or shortened to just "satchel" or "satch", maybe even satchy)
1. An offensive term used to describe someone, something or a situation...
2. A bantersaurus way in which to describe a scrotum
(The phrase can also be reversed to "satchel of wank", or shortened to just "satchel" or "satch", maybe even satchy)
Barry: Mrs Stewart is a massive wank-satchel, i hope she dies!
or
Leopold: *drops something*
"you massive satchel of wank! It is NOT my day today!"
or
Hannah: stop being such a wank satchel and make me a coffee!
or
Henry: I have had the most satchy fucking week evaaarrr!
or
Emma: That guy last night was a total satch, he practically raped me! Lucky i was sobe as a judge...
or
Leopold: *drops something*
"you massive satchel of wank! It is NOT my day today!"
or
Hannah: stop being such a wank satchel and make me a coffee!
or
Henry: I have had the most satchy fucking week evaaarrr!
or
Emma: That guy last night was a total satch, he practically raped me! Lucky i was sobe as a judge...
by Prof Wank-Satchel and Doc Mans June 01, 2010
In the same family as Banana Hammock. A word describing the actual functionality of men's underwear in general. Garments can range from the Banana Hammonck to tighty whities to boxers and boxer briefs.
by Andrizzle Obizzle June 05, 2006
Refers to the scrotal region of a homosapien male. This sack usually contains two (2) reproductive organs known to the lay-person as nuts or balls. Also known as Penis Luggage.
by Anuscakes the third September 08, 2010
A large scrotum. One for holding large testicles. Often times associated with elephantitis on the male gonads. Also used as a term to describe someone who is brave or courageous.
Man, that dude has some big balls, bet he carries them in a buffalo satchel!
Marines have to have buffalo satchels when they go into war.
Marines have to have buffalo satchels when they go into war.
by hypertonic August 25, 2011
I saw Sarah was always carrying around a fanny-pack, but when I saw what she kept in there, I realized it was a sex-satchel!
by Darkvein January 18, 2005
a "satchel" is a really big bag... of "douche". So someone who is a really big douche bag, would be a "douche satchel"
an expletive, used in instances of anger/frustration
an expletive, used in instances of anger/frustration
by tl77 November 23, 2010
by corey July 19, 2004