Ass Satchel

adj: 1. Phrase for a "large amount," of anything being described, additionally, the phrase trumps any other phrase regarding quantity, as it is the supreme quantifier.

synonym: butt load, ass load
See: ass load, butt load

1.I have an ass satchel of beer to drink.
2.If I get this raise, I will be able to pay off an ass satchel of debt.
3.If he gets arrested, he will be in an ass satchel of trouble.

by double_r August 8, 2007

Testicle Satchel

Another term for the scrotum.

I shaved my testicle satchel last night... smooth as silk.

by iamck December 15, 2012

Baby Satchel

The ball sack. The man sack. The scrotum.

I shave my baby satchel.

She drained every drop from my baby satchel.

It’s so hot. My baby satchel is sticking to my legs.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

salty satchel

A bag of weed with hella crystals, "resembling" salt.

Me: I am in dire of a salty satchel!

by sylvz March 12, 2009

Pussy Satchel

When a female store snacks inside her vagina.

Got anything in your pussy satchel? Im hungry!

by Jesse, Luis, and Patrick July 13, 2007

chaz satchel

1. A satchel that wraps around the shoulder and under the grundle or gooch as some call it.This satchel often contains various items belong to ones chaz, such as: condoms, money, sexual toys, cell phones or other e;ectronical devices.

2. A sex position that is essentially a copy cat of the real satchel. one person holds the other his/her feet around their shoulders. The one being held the wraps their head into their partners grundle and vigorously likes while cradling their gentiles the contents of the satchel.

Danny Ranalli has a sweet chaz satchel

Yo dude your mom loves when we do the chaz satchel

by mwdlikesalligators October 19, 2010

Hit the satchel

Going to bed after a long day doing whatever it is you do all day.

Now that i'm drunk and all alone, i'm going to hit the satchel. (sad face)

by ashb52 August 29, 2005