Costco is a threat to the offensive class, kinda gay for a Mexican bald dude named Carlos, he averages 14 offensive rebounds per basket. He’s 7’3 and is the worst defensive NBA player in league history.
by Daddy Carlos June 3, 2020

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by Mark.R August 10, 2019

A piece of meat, usually shaped like a penis that is around 7 feet long. Can be slightly salted or peppered and likes to be thrusted around.
John once showed us his salami rod in the showers. Needless to say, he always had a filling for his sandwich.
That salami rod was rather filling. Thrust me some more and let me taste it good.
That salami rod was rather filling. Thrust me some more and let me taste it good.
by CaptainSoap March 31, 2015

The act of placing one's erect penis in the snow until it is numb. Subsequently, the female's vagina is penetrated, resulting in a warm tingling sensation.
Vladmir: Comrade, I had the best sex last night. I place dick in snow and penetrated Svetlana--it give sensation of dragon's breath in Siberian Tundra. The ole russian salami i tell you!
by William Cumberton September 17, 2016

someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
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"dude that's such massive salami"
by thelævfam December 27, 2018

by Erm GOTEEEEE May 13, 2017
