Relax the Sack

A way to say relax or chill out to a guy.

You-MY TEACHER IS AN ASSHOLE, I WANT TO KILL HER!

Me-Hey bro, relax the sack.

by Jay_MF_Beezy October 16, 2010

sack spackle

when a guy wipes his ass back to front, smearing shit on the back of his scrotum

Dude, I took a solid beef shit and when I wiped I totally sack spackled myself.

by Guts February 17, 2007

static sack

While in a pubic place your scrotom sticks to your leg as if it's held there by a mixture of goopy babyshit and elmer's glue. Cannot be unlodged by light kicking, high stepping, or even by doing a few casual lunges.

No matter how much you try, the only way to resolve this situation is to go elbow deep in your pants to resolve the situation.

While meeting with the board of trustees, I had a case of static sack that would jolt the Dali Lama from his opium-induced meditation.

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

flat sack

When you go to have sex with a guy and realize he has no balls.

I was 69'ing with this one guy and his flat sack hit me in the face.

by hen-peter October 23, 2011

ass sack

A sack-baggy of drugs stuck up ones ass for conveyance (ex. into a penal facility, through airport or seaport security.)Also done to prevent discovery by police.

WORK RELEASE INMATE 1: "why you so boogered up homie?"

WORK RELEASE INMATE 2: "cause i had this ass sack of blow nigga"

by JIMMY WAYNE May 6, 2008

sack or shaft

hugely entertaining game played in drinking establishments. competitors take it in turns to display a small area of their genitalia through their trouser flies. the watching crowd then have to make their choice as to whether it is penis or testicle that has been exposed.

Boredom began to creep in, so a game of sack or shaft was initiated and quickly cheered everybody up.

by brown nose May 16, 2006

mr sacco

The best social studies ever to walk the earth. He has god-given hair and is totally cool. He has almighty powers to kill anyone that makes him upset just by staring at them. He is basically Chuck Norris x3. If you thought Chuck Norris was bad-ass, you obviously have never seen mr sacco. According to ancient myth, mr sacco was a demigod, or possibly even a god himself, and in true form, you would not be able to set your eyes upon him. Although, it may as well be the same in his mortal from. And no, he is NOT that Ron Pope guy. He is 20 times better looking and is not a queer. Just by saying his name, you have cursed yourself. Oh and by the way, Chuck Norris is a descendant of the almighty Sacco. If you have never heard of a Mr sacco, you probably have heard of his other known aliases. Some being a) The Sacconater. b) The Sacasaurus. or c) JESUS. *CAUTION* If you see or hear a warning about a Mr Sacco nearby. Run as fast as you can away rom him for dear life (even though we both know you won't escape.) Oh and also, Mr Sacco's favorite students are Brendan and James, (mostly Brendan though) who created this present.
And please Mr Sacco, hang this on the side of your cart in memory of us.

Example 1- Mr Sacco walks in a bar.

Bystander 1- ITS A MR SACCOOOOO!
Bystander 2- SHIELD YOUR EYES!!!
Mr Sacco- RAWR
BAR EXPLODES.

Example 2- Bruce Banner is talking to some dude

Some Dude- I totaled your cadillac yesterday.
Bruce Banner- You wouldn't like me if I was sacco.

by CREEPINxDEATH June 22, 2010