A noun describing a "police officer" who has no responsibility or drive, and basically sits at the office all day watching streaming video on the internet. This specimen claims that their job description limits them to traffic stops alone, and therefore will do no other police work. This "officer" then claims that they cannot do traffic stops due to overwhelming volume of paperwork.
It is unclear whether the paperwork is truly mounting or not, but is, in fact, a moot point. The fact is that it is not paperwork that is the main responsibility of this "officer", but rather continuous verification of the department's internet connection.
Also plaguing this individual is the grand poobah syndrome. This is where this "officer" exhibits such jagitude that his fellow Officers have to choke down their own vomit while listening this limbaugh rattle off his many qualifications.
It is unclear whether the paperwork is truly mounting or not, but is, in fact, a moot point. The fact is that it is not paperwork that is the main responsibility of this "officer", but rather continuous verification of the department's internet connection.
Also plaguing this individual is the grand poobah syndrome. This is where this "officer" exhibits such jagitude that his fellow Officers have to choke down their own vomit while listening this limbaugh rattle off his many qualifications.
Officer #1: "Hey, you're the s.t.e.p. officer, I'll ask you! Do you know what the ratio of the maximum static friction force between the surfaces in contact to the normal force when the coefficient of kinetic friction is defined as the ratio of the kinetic friction force between the surfaces in contact to the normal force would be?"
S.T.E.P. officer: {watching mentos videos on ebaumsworld.com} "Hang on a second ... that's friggin AWESOME! Now, what? Oh, yeah, I do..."
Officer #1: "Well, what is it?"
S.T.E.P. officer: {thinking hard} "Well, first you have to look on the other side of the coin, then we can move forward {hand gesture}. I am SOOOO buried in paperwork..."
Officer #2: "I just got out of P.O.S.T. yesterday, and I think that's the coefficient of friction you're talking about. I would tell you more, but there are five calls pending, let's go handle them!"
S.T.E.P. officer: "You guys go ahead, I have too much paperwork {Dukes of Hazzard trailer on computer in background}."
S.T.E.P. officer: {watching mentos videos on ebaumsworld.com} "Hang on a second ... that's friggin AWESOME! Now, what? Oh, yeah, I do..."
Officer #1: "Well, what is it?"
S.T.E.P. officer: {thinking hard} "Well, first you have to look on the other side of the coin, then we can move forward {hand gesture}. I am SOOOO buried in paperwork..."
Officer #2: "I just got out of P.O.S.T. yesterday, and I think that's the coefficient of friction you're talking about. I would tell you more, but there are five calls pending, let's go handle them!"
S.T.E.P. officer: "You guys go ahead, I have too much paperwork {Dukes of Hazzard trailer on computer in background}."
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Get the S.T.E.P. mug.An acrostic term used to express the phrase, "Story Telling Followed By Laughter". S.T.F.B.L often takes place when a group of friends congregate and reminisce about past events in a stress free environment.
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So, I get under mah goat and pull, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, for two hours, and finally, he uh, make da SEXY TIME EXPLOSION...HIGH FIVE!!
So, I get under mah goat and pull, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, for two hours, and finally, he uh, make da SEXY TIME EXPLOSION...HIGH FIVE!!
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S.T.A.R.S.
S.exually
T.rasmitted
A.cute
R.espetory
S.yndrome
S.T.A.R.S., a common STD, originated from SARS which is a common virus in Asia. Karma Sutra, an aincient Indian Art of Sexual Intercourse was popularly spreading through the rest of east asia until the rapid cases of SARS and sexual activity were intertwined to create a devistating STD, STARS.
Though SARS is tested on immigrants comming to America to reduce the Syndrome in the U.S. STARS is undetected and is being carried over seas at this very insant.
S.exually
T.rasmitted
A.cute
R.espetory
S.yndrome
S.T.A.R.S., a common STD, originated from SARS which is a common virus in Asia. Karma Sutra, an aincient Indian Art of Sexual Intercourse was popularly spreading through the rest of east asia until the rapid cases of SARS and sexual activity were intertwined to create a devistating STD, STARS.
Though SARS is tested on immigrants comming to America to reduce the Syndrome in the U.S. STARS is undetected and is being carried over seas at this very insant.
"I love tim. He is really attractive and all, but he is from asia and the chances of him having S.T.A.R.S. is pretty high. I think i am goin to stay away from him."
-Megan
-Megan
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