Richard johnson

Another name for Dick Dick

That guy is a Richard Johnson.

by Johnson Richard October 15, 2013

Rachael

People with this name are amazing. They're perfect in every way. They're smart, pretty, beautiful and an all around amazing person. Being with this girl is like being with an angel. Seriously Rachaels are the best.

Friend 1: Dude I'm dating Rachael
Friend 2: Holy shit screw you I wish I was dating a rachael

by Desiboyz January 18, 2013

Richard Slap

To slap an out of line individual with your dick.

That bitch susan wouldn't shut up, so I whipped out and richard slapped her

by The CrackDealer/PIMP October 18, 2010

Richard Maddock

Someone with a subway-sized foot long schlong. Has inserted his schlong into many females and is often payed money by trophy wives to give them the service their husbands are incapable of providing. Occasionally referred to as 'Mad Dog', due to his unique characteristic for warping into a dog, getting really mad at people he doesn't like, and mauling them to death. He is also often referred to as 'Richardo Madjokovic', in comparison to the World Number 1 Novak Djokovic, however this is often viewed as an injustice to his tennis playing abilities. Richard was also raised in the hood and regularly slanged dope. He lives the thug life to this day and constantly fucks bitches and makes money. His favourite rap artist of all time is Tupac, who is 99.99% likely to be his father after DNA tests were conducted by Stephen Hawking in 2010. According to many close friends and family, Richard has inherited his father's rapping talents and is predicted to unleash his unique skills onto the American hip-hop scene within weeks. There is much speculation that his debut album will be titled 'His eyez on me' as a testimony to his father's life and career. There have been reports that Mad Dog has been dating Victoria's Secret models, Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima, at the same time. He is also believed to have fathered Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's child, North-West, although he claims he had no say in the naming of the child.

- Oh my god, I had sex with this guy last night. It was amazing. It was like a 5/10 on the Mad Dog scale.
- Eminem: my main inspiration was Tupac, however his love child with Biggie Smalls' wife, Richard Maddock, is my hero. That guy is venemous on the mike. His rhymes are potent and I can honestly say that he has made women cum in their pants through simply whispering in their ears.

by Tupacisthegreatestrapperever69 October 16, 2013

Richard’s Ascot

The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where the residual elastic band remains at the base of the shaft with some excess latex flapping in the breeze.

“Oh shit babe, I’m so sorry. The condom broke...but, hey, check out this Richard’s Ascot.”

“Yo dude. She totally thought I was wearing an intact condom but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot”

by Cleaveandcrack8 January 11, 2021

Racha

A unit of 3 people. Particularly in the k-pop boy group Stray Kids.

"Have you heard the new 3Racha song?"

"I love DanceRacha!"

by vixiestikss March 3, 2023

Mount Richard

To have someone snort a line of cocaine off of your erect penis, then immediately perform fellatio on that very penis.

It was a great party, she even 'Mount Richard' me in the bathroom. It was the best blow job ever!

by Thatguyji September 29, 2015