rolf

What an asian calls a caucasian when they loose at something, usually sporting.

Caucasian: Haha! I got the ball!

Asian: OMG you're such a ROLF!

by Becky K...... May 27, 2008

ROLF

1. A mispronunciation of the term ROFL
2. A religion, the best damn religion invented
3. Newly created cult
4. Last name of an inspirational teacher
5. Type of laughter (Roll on laughing floor) a drunk person would describe

Keen to go ROLF?

by CcAaAa January 6, 2011

Rowlful

Another form of ROFL brought on from a mis-spelling of ROFL as ROLF. ROLF made me think of ROWLF, the dog from the muppets, thus creating ROWLFUL.

OMG did you just see that lady trip and fall on those stairs??

ROWLFUL!!!

by Joseph Cnudde August 20, 2007

Rolf

A boy who dumps a girl he loves after a year for a blond idiot who is all over every other guy in the school. Rolfs mostly love physical attention, and will freaking get resentful if a girl doesnt love him back. He self-loathes and is a drama-queen.

Mostly related to red heads, and soulmates are most often named Anna.

He's such a Rolf.

by Mmisssssssss April 2, 2009

Rolf

Rock Golf, a game that is played with a box spiggler which is hurled from the spangly dangler. Upon hurlation of the box spiggler, one proceeds to hit it with either a spiffler or a tobbler. There are not set courses on which to play you can play it anywhere! There are 21 holes that must be played. The turn order is determined by a tournament of rock/paper/scissors. the winner goes first. at the beginning of the game after the R/P/S tourney there is a mandatory cigarette break. Halfway through, either hole 10 or 11, there is also another cigarette break and the order is determined again by a R/P/S tourney. Gameplay continues until all 21 holes are played

They played Rolf in the middle of the Louvre! Can you beleive the audacity of those hooligans!

by the rolfer September 6, 2006

ROLF

An alternate acronym that means "Rolling over Large Feces". ROLF is a much stronger version of the acronym "ROFL". If something is so funny, you would roll over large feces.

Online Convo
Al: I got fingered in the butt by a homeless man today
(5 minutes later)
Al: ...you there?
Amanda: LOL That was so funny I had to go ROLF!!!!

by (__Al__) January 26, 2011

Rolf

Rolf Jacob Sartorius

person 1 - Rolf's so annoying!
person 2 - ikr he's just a Cameron wanna be w no eyebrows, no talent, elf ears, and he's only famous for making lip sync videos!

by Rolf sartorius July 1, 2016