Rudolph Realness

Rudolph Realness simply means something is true. And if you ARE Rudolph Realness, it means that you have reached clarity.

Vincent Van Gogh: I'm reaching Rudolph Realness.
Ivy Shao: What?
Vincent Van Gogh: This is so not Rudolph Realness.

by Ezza Meowtard February 9, 2024

Rudolph

A red-nosed Reindeer

Rudolph is a red-nosed Reindeer

by Shinra4300 December 15, 2023

Rudolph The Five-Legged Reindeer

A highly offensive, but worth watching for the shock, parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that uses plastic figurines. Thirty minutes long, it copies the original 1964 Christmas special's plot surprisingly accurately, aside from feeling like it was made by the guys who did south park (but somehow even more fucked-up.) I will not give any spoilers at all for the sake of preserving the look horror that will be on your face. Make sure to tell your friends about it too, and soon the whole world will collapse into chaos due to this stupid video. And God (who will rinse his eyes out from seeing you watch this) forbid anyone sees you watching this.

Rudolph the five-legged reindeer... had a very... ok, I'll stand by my word and not sing the rest.

by Bbb23’s left testicle September 14, 2023

Rudolph Whiteout

When a man wipes his fingers along the womans vagina while she is on her perioud then proceeds to rub it on her nose than ejaculate on her face

Kyle "Yo I gave my girl a Rudolph Whiteout"
Malcolm " damn bro thats crazy you deadass pulled a rudoplh white out?

by Jemelo November 17, 2021

Rudolph the Blood-Stained Jabberwock

♪...Has wicked and vicious claws. And if you don’t run right now, you’ll spend Christmas in his jaws!♪

In Rudolph the Blood-Stained Jabberwock, it’s not just the Jabberwock, though. It’s also the Wildkin that spawns. Those Jabberwocks are also Scarlet ones named Rudolph and Wildkins look like emperor penguins.

by Bad C dev October 7, 2021

rudolph

when you squeeze the tip of your penis so hard it turns red and lights up like a christmas tree

“hey don how was your christmas?”
“it was awesome, i did a rudolph then stuck it in the ham”

by User3628375739 November 1, 2021

Dirty Rudolph

Sit on someone's face with their nose in your asshole, and twist your body side to side, leaving brown marks on their nose.

I'm def gonna give Donna a dirty rudolph tonight.

by Colonel_Angus_ December 7, 2021