The onion router

Otherwise known as the TOR browser, a browser for you to surf the amazing cyberspace. It is much faster than Netscape. Do cool things with it like hire somebody to kill another, watch somebody be murdered, or buy heroin from the silk road. An amazing array of things you can do with the wacky web!

I just sold an exclusive machine gun for only the army, then filled a tranquilizer with syringes of illegal durgs on the onion router!

by pill_dickle June 17, 2018

rooted

Nackerd, fucked, tired,

1. I got rooted, analy
2. I'm rooted (I'm fucked)
3. I rooted that bitch.

by Winston Wan March 4, 2003

Chi Route

You can rock it solo or take a group of people usually in one car. You drive to downtown chicago and spark your blunt or light your bowl only when your on the highway and once everyone is sufficiently torched continue to drive around downtown chicago and take in the sights and culture. Works best at night with high grade cannabis. Also reffered to as a chizzy or routing it in the big windy.

Note: Driving around chicago when not smoking and just going down there to waste gas and sound cool is NOT and i repeat is NOT a Chi route. thats just being gay.

Kid 1 : hey bro what are we doing tonight?
Kid 2: Lets take a chi route man i got some flame as hahl weed
Kid 1: Sounds like a great idea man ill grab the drops and cudi
Kid 3: Lemme get shorts!

by Caddis March 24, 2011

1-800 route

A way to get somewhere bypassing toll booths, usally very out of the way

"I took the 1-800 Route out of the city and now I have enough money for food."

by A. E. Newman September 24, 2005

Scenic Route

The act of getting stuck behind an attractive girl who is walking very slow. There is something to look at, but it takes longer.

I was late to class because I took the scenic route.

by Dyllyle May 20, 2014

router

i)A device or setup that finds the best route between any two networks, even if there are several networks to traverse. Like bridges, remote sites can be connected using routers over dedicated or switched lines to create WANs.
ii)A fetish for some people, which includes emotional attachment, unethical sexual acts & mass embarisment.

i) Cisco Develop many of the worlds routers that keep the internet going.

ii)Can be used in sentence associations such as:
"Oli, stop fu*ck*ng the router!"
"Oli & his rouuuuuteeeer!"
Note: Generally people who have relations with a router, have a standard first name, Oliver...

Cisco Inc Devices are prefered

by dudefromcisco April 13, 2006

Router Nazi

When the head of a family, such as a parent, decides that a lesser member of the family will no longer recieve access to the family router.

John: My dad is such a router nazi, he keeps blocking my torrent-ports.

by Sufjan September 3, 2007