Roofie Mom:- are the Moms who had to start working, in the easy credit age, so that the monthly house payments could be made on the super ostentatious house.
Such that a generation of (millenialยฟ) kids grew up in plush & posh child care centers!
A generation whose MOMS were not MOMS, but rather a ๐ซ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ซ ๐ค๐๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ซ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐ฎ๐ฉ over her precious 1.71 brood of outsourced cotton-wool & chemical reared kids.
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Not the addicted "Roofy Moms" the ones on Rohypnol; the ones that can't stand the ride?
Such that a generation of (millenialยฟ) kids grew up in plush & posh child care centers!
A generation whose MOMS were not MOMS, but rather a ๐ซ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ซ ๐ค๐๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ซ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐ฎ๐ฉ over her precious 1.71 brood of outsourced cotton-wool & chemical reared kids.
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Not the addicted "Roofy Moms" the ones on Rohypnol; the ones that can't stand the ride?
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the figmental narcotic that, when ingested, causes the victim to become atrociously enamored with their significant other while in public. Individuals under the influence of the drug are known to embarrassingly coo at their partner, disclose their innermost feelings to said partner and often times are said to borderline make-out with them, all while in the company of complete strangers.
Other side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Debating over names of a yet-to-be-purchased pet
- Cocooning on the subway
- Giving an 'off to war' goodbye despite the fact that the victims will be reunited later that same afternoon
Other side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Debating over names of a yet-to-be-purchased pet
- Cocooning on the subway
- Giving an 'off to war' goodbye despite the fact that the victims will be reunited later that same afternoon
"I can't be held responsible for what I told you last night, someone clearly dropped a relationship roofie in my beer"
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A Roofie of Chads came into the bar and all of the women covered their drinks and wouldnโt go near them.
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