rount

When you’re pure drunk

Look at the guy he’s pure rount

by Emessey March 13, 2019

route one bollocks

Standard issue nonsense. This can describe anything from a poor lie to a lazy, formulaic excuse. Can also refer to standard company/party bureaucracy and 'philosophy'.

"This is just Route One Bollocks isn't it, John?!?!"

by BogMorris July 11, 2019

ronster

𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙩 𝙁𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧

i love ronnie radke “ 𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙩 𝙁𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧” “do not fuck with the ronster”

by emmasyko September 13, 2020

rontopenis

An extremely small penis. Smaller than even the yoctopenis. Said to be indistinguishable from the quarks making up baryonic matter.

Dude 1: I hate my micropenis! No girl will want to blow it. ;(
Dude 2: Relax. At least it’s not a rontopenis, nor a quectopenis
Dude 1: OMG, a QUECTOPENIS?
Dude 3: Some have all the luck in the world while others have none of it.

by PhallicInternationale November 18, 2022

Arid Ronktoot

When a mammal experiences a starkly dry fart, but their anus hole is so tight that it makes a honk-like noise and one or more little turds fall out.

Abram: *RRRRRRONNK!*
Riley: "What was that? ... PU! What is that foul odor?"
Abram: *Stands up* *Little poops leak from pant leg* Sorry, I've had an Arid Ronktoot sitting in my rectum ever since we got to church.
Riley: You dirty little pablo pebbles pueblo >:|

by groin fondler August 28, 2019

Scene it route

An alternative to scenic route.
When you are driving or walking somewhere and you realize you’ve been on the route before.

Friend: How about we take the scene it route to the movies?
Friend 2: Don’t you mean the scenic route?
Friend: Nope.

by Alltaywell April 1, 2019

Robuttnik

Derogatory term for Dr. Ivo Robotnik, (aka Dr. Eggman) previously known as Julian Kintobor. One of Sonic the Hedgehog's nicknames for Robotnik.

Bunny: *Coughs* Oh, don't you love all this this fresh air?!
Sonic: Yeah, about as much as I love Robuttnik!

by Catch 022 May 3, 2012