Rosterbation

The act of reaching orgasim by simply looking at your fantasy football team or pleasuring yourself while thinking about how good your team looks on paper.

After a trip to the bathroom during round twelve of the draft many other owners acused jim of rosterbation because he wouldnt stop talking about his team.

by chuckie3sticks September 17, 2010

rooster

a dick. in french it translates to UN COQ and that is a cock and that is a dick.

Dammit score some points!!!!! Were sucking ROOSTER!!!!!!

by FRENCHIE who seems 2 b able 2 speak english February 21, 2004

roster

a roster is a group of girls that can be called on at any time for casual sex, these girls don't know about the roster or each other, to add girls to this group is known as building your roster.

dude she's hot, you should add her to your roster

by BarbellBros January 15, 2016

rooster

A male chicken. As in, a bird that lives on a farm. As in a food animal. One that we eat. Just so I am completely clear.

that rooster is interested in that chicken.

by Laurariea Jasmine Adairra November 9, 2006

Maine Roasters Coffee

The absolute dopest place to get yo sipppppp on. The employees are major hotties with a nack for making drank just the way you like it ;)

In the small town of Yarmouth, Maine.

I wish I could go visit Erin and Bea at Maine Roasters Coffee... they are the coolest.

by coffeebitchez January 30, 2010

Rooster

To rooster means to play your music very loudly while driving with your windows down. Much like a rooster crowing loudly to everyone around. Also common to do this early in the morning to act as a rooster and wake others up.

person 1: "Damn dude, I woke up at six today.!"
person 2: " right? It was Jason going around our neighborhood roostering!"

by regretful taco May 20, 2015

Rooster Eggs

Semen

Boy: “I got them rooster eggs”
Mom: “I didn’t think roosters laid eggs”
Girl: “They don’t, it’s jiz”

by Chef Big George May 23, 2020