stable ronaldo tubby schizophrenic short streamer that's obsessed with food and eating
bro gonna say the word that got cented kick by the end of 2023
bro gonna say the word that got cented kick by the end of 2023
by @thelaw January 3, 2023

by It’s freaking fac May 5, 2022

The biggest soccer failure of all time. He thinks he is the best, but he is the worst. Many girls call him handsome, but he is greedy. He played against Messi in a Clasico. He did score, but Leonel Messi scored last second and beat his team
by Messithebest trust me October 27, 2018

by Some stuffies September 21, 2020

by Truestdefinitions August 13, 2016

Guy 1: "Bro did you see Cristiano Ronaldo yesterday?"
Guy 2: "yeah he's really good but not as good as Lionel Messi obviously"
Guy 2: "yeah he's really good but not as good as Lionel Messi obviously"
by BarcaBot10 November 27, 2019

Danielle Verde's man... The most perfect man alive; both soccer-wise and looks-wise... hands off biatches :P
'omg is that Cristiano and Danielle'
'Oh yehhhh, aren't they just the cutest couple'
'Fowwwwww showwwwwwwww'
'Oh yehhhh, aren't they just the cutest couple'
'Fowwwwww showwwwwwwww'
by dani March 31, 2005
