Roller Coaster

Every man's worst nightmare besides terrorism or rape.
Even though they're one of the safest things on Earth, they put death defying stress on you, they raise your heart rate up and give you a sense of life threatening grave danger.
They're the closest thing you can safely get to experiencing what the passengers on the 9/11 planes felt.
If you can handle them, you'll never be afraid of anything again.

Greg: The Velocicoaster at Universal is one of the scariest roller coasters.
Constance: I thought Mako at SeaWorld was scary.
Greg: Well you haven't experienced anything like Velocicoaster.
Constance: Why would I.
Greg: It's the last thing in Florida I want to go on.

by GregNelson29 March 22, 2023

Rollertoasted

The act of being drunk or stoned to the point of experiencing life as if riding a roller coaster.

Katie was so rollertoasted last night she walked around the party with her arms held up!

by st. sneaky pete September 24, 2010

lollercoaster

something extremely funny. So funny, it requires the merging of two words lol and rollercoaster.

you mean to tell me people on here actually get laid? LOLLERCOASTER@!*!@%&*!

by muldoonaz March 10, 2004

lollercoaster

Overly funny; something humorus said that takes you on a laugh-your-ass-off thrill ride. Or what only sounds clever, and your just laughing because you have no clue as to what is going on.

Amy: "...And like then, my girlfriend says, 'Like sure, but ice cream melts faster!' And it was all, like, TOTAALY FUNNAY!"
Gretchin: "Uh....Oh. LOLLERCOASTER!"

by Phatal October 10, 2003

Rollercoasters

A result from being high or often times drunk. It causes the user to experience a backwards spinning sensation much like a rollercoaster.

I was so stoned last night and I just kind of sat in the corner and had rollercoasters!

by Terrifyer July 6, 2005

lollercoaster

1. A rollercoaster made out of lols. Commonly misspelled as lolercoaster.

2. An up and down lol series of related events; the most famous springing it's own name; the Lollercaust.

That series of stupid noob posts made the thread such a lollercoaster.

by manigordo April 27, 2008

Saran Wrapping a Roller Coaster

A way to say that you have, are, or had to take a poop.

1. Wow guys, I really need to Saran Wrap a Roller Coaster.

2. Dude! I just Saran Wrapped the hugest Roller Coaster.

3. Help! I need some T.P. I'm Saran Wrapping a Roller Coaster right now.

by Voltronn October 13, 2010