Roland

Roland is absolutely amazing he is the kindest most hardworking loyal guy out there he'll go out of his way just to make you smile especially if you're having a bad day he will literally jump out of a moving car to help those on the side of the road

He can sometimes be mysterious and moody and you have to really understand how his mind works,

A hopeless romantic he will buy you flowers food and come to you blasting Celine Dion and George Michael,

He is a great friend and an even better brother.

Why'd that guy get out of the car we're on the fucking freeway!

Oh that's gotta be Roland somebody must've gotten a flat again.

by Mr._NoName June 14, 2023

Alexander Roland-Lewis

Alexander Roland-Lewis is a very hot man that gets everyone following him around for his autograph. He is even hotter than shrek and is the memes lord

Dang that dude must be Alexander Roland-Lewis

by Goat68 March 27, 2023

roland style

"You must Gangnam, like I have"

"Is that roland from the hit game library of runia doing the roland style?!?!"

"You must Gangnam, like I have"

by TheOneWhoUhhh January 29, 2024

roland style

'You must Gangnam, like I have "

"Is that roland from the hit game library of runia doing the roland style!?!?! "

"You must Gangnam, like I have"

by TheOneWhoUhhh January 29, 2024

roland

the most excellent person you will ever meet. he is so smart and talented and will rock your world. he is an amazing teacher and you should always look up to him. he is really kind and is always available to hug a friend in need. he trusts everyone, but do not lose a roland's trust as it will hurt him and yourself. never betray him as he wont forgive you for it. always be friends with roland and never let him go.

"roland is the nicest person and is always willing to help a friend in need."

by katrina bbbb December 12, 2022

Roland Zhang

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Holy shit thats Roland Zhang! I heard he has INSANE RIZZ.

by autismwarrior64 September 29, 2023

Roland

When a seedy fuck without permission attempts to finger bash you. Rolands are done without any prior notice and come as a complete surprise to the individual.

The Balinese taxi driver tried a Roland on me in the car.

by Jagger8 May 15, 2020