Skip to main content

Joe rogan poop theory

This is the theory that because a lot of people spend a lot of time on the toilet listening/watching podcasts while simultaneously making use of their toilet, if Joe rogan was to appear in a public place while doing a podcast, that would trigger a major mind muscle effect that would cause everyone within earshot distance that does listen to him while using their facilities to need to take a shit.
John: “I hope the ‘Joe rogan poop theory’ isn’t real.”
Me: “Well, let’s hope he’s not taking the podcast on the road anytime soon
by weird_eli January 5, 2023
mugGet the Joe rogan poop theorymug.

Rogan

Rogan slammed the local Zerg with an eoka
by Rust devs November 5, 2025
mugGet the Roganmug.

Hoe Rogan

OK, let me break this down... Jordan Peterson has been lamenting the use of A.I. deep-fakes and how dangerous it could be and that it likely needs to be regulated... So Elon the retard does the actual thing.... That Jordan Peterson was worried about... And the politician says he's going regulated it... And now Elon the retard responds with 'Deez nutz' and that's... Good? Is Elon not doing the exact thing Jordan Peterson was worried about? And Gavin Newsom is doing the thing Jordan Peterson said needs to happen... But Elon sure is showing the guy who's doing the right thing (According to Jordan Peterson) who's... The real retard I guess... I mean.
Hym "What should the response be, Hoe Rogan? Is Jordan Peterson wrong about THAT EXACT THING being a problem or is Elon the retard right to be flippant about it? And how many kids to you want me to go for?"
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
mugGet the Hoe Roganmug.

rusty rogan

When you are performing anal sex on a person whilst your friend/colleague fists it
"Kevin and Jaq gave me a Rusty Rogan last night, now I can't walk straight"
by TheWillus January 26, 2022
mugGet the rusty roganmug.
What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Joseph James Rogan & Seth Aaron Rogan: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025
mugGet the Joseph James Rogan & Seth Aaron Rogan: The First Juvenile Release.mug.

Joe Rogan peanutbutter man-wich

When you believe it is a homosexual act to clean your anus after pooping and walk around with poo between your cheeks like the alpha you are
Whats that smell?
Oh, Tim is rocking a brutal Joe Rogan Peanutbutter man-wich after watching the podcast last week.
by anonymous May 25, 2025
mugGet the Joe Rogan peanutbutter man-wichmug.

Rogan Nosh

A blowjob performed after a substantial meal from the Indian Sub-continent.
Went for a curry the other night and on the way back, Jill gave me a Rogan Nosh; my bellend's still a bit nippy
by RosscoTheDestroyer January 9, 2021
mugGet the Rogan Noshmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email