Joe rogan poop theory

This is the theory that because a lot of people spend a lot of time on the toilet listening/watching podcasts while simultaneously making use of their toilet, if Joe rogan was to appear in a public place while doing a podcast, that would trigger a major mind muscle effect that would cause everyone within earshot distance that does listen to him while using their facilities to need to take a shit.

John: “I hope the ‘Joe rogan poop theory’ isn’t real.”
Me: “Well, let’s hope he’s not taking the podcast on the road anytime soon”

by weird_eli January 5, 2023

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Joseph James Rogan & Seth Aaron Rogan: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Joseph James Rogan & Seth Aaron Rogan: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025

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Joe Rogan peanutbutter man-wich

When you believe it is a homosexual act to clean your anus after pooping and walk around with poo between your cheeks like the alpha you are

Whats that smell?
Oh, Tim is rocking a brutal Joe Rogan Peanutbutter man-wich after watching the podcast last week.

by anonymous May 25, 2025

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Rogan Nosh

A blowjob performed after a substantial meal from the Indian Sub-continent.

Went for a curry the other night and on the way back, Jill gave me a Rogan Nosh; my bellend's still a bit nippy

by RosscoTheDestroyer January 9, 2021

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Joe Rogan Doesn't Like Being Corrected

Ooooooooooohoho!

Hym "Joe Rogan Doesn't Like Being Corrected. He didn't catch a break or anything he worked suuuuper-duper hard. And his daughter's a fuckable now. Some of them. And the age difference between Joe Rogan and me is the same as the age difference between him and his wife!"

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

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