Joe rogan poop theory

This is the theory that because a lot of people spend a lot of time on the toilet listening/watching podcasts while simultaneously making use of their toilet, if Joe rogan was to appear in a public place while doing a podcast, that would trigger a major mind muscle effect that would cause everyone within earshot distance that does listen to him while using their facilities to need to take a shit.

John: “I hope the ‘Joe rogan poop theory’ isn’t real.”
Me: “Well, let’s hope he’s not taking the podcast on the road anytime soon”

by weird_eli January 5, 2023

Roganizer

When a dog dominates a person it is a roganizer. The person being dominated is a rogan

Rogan:" I got a new puppy its a total roganizer."

by ToxicPeePee November 22, 2019

Rogan

He is an ugly boy who lives Texas and smokes pot

becky:did you hear ROGAN smokes pot
Jaspal:wow he is bad boy

by Someone who’s weird November 27, 2019

Rogan Nosh

A blowjob performed after a substantial meal from the Indian Sub-continent.

Went for a curry the other night and on the way back, Jill gave me a Rogan Nosh; my bellend's still a bit nippy

by RosscoTheDestroyer January 9, 2021

Roganing

Verb; A strange occurrence where someone begins to act more like Joe Rogan the more of his podcast they watch.

"I think Stan Is Roganing. He won't stop talking about elk meat and DMT"

by Crowley Widawake January 24, 2021

Joe Rogan experience

The name of the up-and-coming street drug combination. Originating in Cecil county, Md the ‘Joe Rogan experience’ is a smokable combination (unknowingly present in most vape pens) of DMT and a lethal dose of Fentanyl

The goal of which being to break through just moments before slipping into the afterlife.

Survivors recall visions of angelic dodecahedrons bestowing knowledge to those who believe.

Yo bro, I’ve had enough - pass me the Joe Rogan Experience!

by TrumpSquidFishingVideo October 22, 2023

Joe Rogan experience

The name of the up-and-coming street drug combination. Originating in Cecil county, Md the ‘Joe Rogan experience’ is a smokable combination (unknowingly present in most vape pens) of DMT and a lethal dose of Fentanyl

The goal of which being to break through just moments before slipping into the afterlife.

Survivors recall visions of angelic dodecahedrons bestowing knowledge to those who believe.

Yo bro, I’ve had enough - pass me the Joe Rogan Experience!

by TrumpSquidFishingVideo October 22, 2023