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Roasted in a Beret

The act of having someone call you out for something or other whilst unrelatedly having put a lot of effort into your outfit/makeup/hair that day and feeling double the shame because of it.
Person 1: Oh, you look cute today!
Person 2: Yeah, but I came in late to class and my professor called me out for it, so I felt like I got roasted in a beret.
by themothman1966 March 25, 2019
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Pants Rooster

: the male copulatory organ of a higher vertebrate animal that in mammals including humans usually functions as the channel by which urine leaves the body and is typically a cylindrical organ that is suspended from the pubic arch, contains a pair of large lateral corpora cavernosa and a smaller ventromedial corpus cavernosum containing the urethra, and has a terminal glans enclosing the ends of the corpora cavernosa, covered by mucous membrane, and sheathed by a foreskin continuous with the skin covering the body of the organ
the pants rooster gets u up at the crack of dawn with a cock-a-doodle-doo.
by jeff sherman March 3, 2008
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Dusty Rooster

The act of having vaginal intercource with a woman to get your member wet. You then pull out, throw a load of dirt on it and stick it back in her ass.
Becky was so hot and wet that I couldn't get any traction. I had to give her a Dusty Rooster.
by Mikemccormick28 August 13, 2016
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rasterbate

creating a picture larger than a piece of paper by printing out the picture in sections sized to a page, then connecting those pages in the proper order.
He couldn't buy the poster, so he rasterbated it.
by phanna August 1, 2005
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retarded rooster head

A term used to describe a very flabby clitoris.
I bet that stripper has a retarded rooster head like you've never seen before!
by oicdodd812 June 29, 2010
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roasted and toasted

A remark one can say after roasting someone and the individual roasted has no more comebacks.
The squad leader let down some serious roasts! That guy was roasted and toasted!
by Treecko666 March 29, 2016
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Red Pill Rooster

Red Pill Rooster, often found yelling at the sun till everyone wakes up.
“It’s not who did it, why did it, where did it, it’s did it really happen.

You’re on level one bro!” - Red Pill Rooster
by Texas Bear August 11, 2019
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