stable ronaldo tubby schizophrenic short streamer that's obsessed with food and eating
bro gonna say the word that got cented kick by the end of 2023
bro gonna say the word that got cented kick by the end of 2023
by @thelaw January 04, 2023
Oh no! He is doing a Ronaldo.
by MyManYeh202 July 22, 2019
The biggest soccer failure of all time. He thinks he is the best, but he is the worst. Many girls call him handsome, but he is greedy. He played against Messi in a Clasico. He did score, but Leonel Messi scored last second and beat his team
by Messithebest trust me October 28, 2018
by Some stuffies September 21, 2020
by Truestdefinitions March 04, 2016
Guy 1: "Bro did you see Cristiano Ronaldo yesterday?"
Guy 2: "yeah he's really good but not as good as Lionel Messi obviously"
Guy 2: "yeah he's really good but not as good as Lionel Messi obviously"
by BarcaBot10 November 28, 2019
Danielle Verde's man... The most perfect man alive; both soccer-wise and looks-wise... hands off biatches :P
'omg is that Cristiano and Danielle'
'Oh yehhhh, aren't they just the cutest couple'
'Fowwwwww showwwwwwwww'
'Oh yehhhh, aren't they just the cutest couple'
'Fowwwwww showwwwwwwww'
by dani March 31, 2005