stable ronaldo

tubby schizo short streamer thats obsessed with food

bro finna say the faze word by the end of 2023
stable ronaldo tubby schizophrenic short streamer that's obsessed with food and eating

bro gonna say the word that got cented kick by the end of 2023
by @thelaw January 04, 2023
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Christiano Ronaldo

The biggest soccer failure of all time. He thinks he is the best, but he is the worst. Many girls call him handsome, but he is greedy. He played against Messi in a Clasico. He did score, but Leonel Messi scored last second and beat his team
Christiano Ronaldo sucks. He always takes off his shirt. such a show oof
by Messithebest trust me October 28, 2018
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Cristiano Ronaldo

The second best player in Football. Next to Lionel Messi of course
Guy 1: "Bro did you see Cristiano Ronaldo yesterday?"
Guy 2: "yeah he's really good but not as good as Lionel Messi obviously"
by BarcaBot10 November 28, 2019
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Cristiano Ronaldo

Danielle Verde's man... The most perfect man alive; both soccer-wise and looks-wise... hands off biatches :P
'omg is that Cristiano and Danielle'
'Oh yehhhh, aren't they just the cutest couple'
'Fowwwwww showwwwwwwww'
by dani March 31, 2005
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