cry me a river

to tell a moaning person to shut up and that you dont care.

your cat got ran over and your giro is late, Cry me a river love!

by filth April 23, 2003

River Hobbit

A dirty woman who walks along rivers and meets fisher men and then offers to have you give her the shocker.

That river hobbit we met today sure did like to have the shocker inserted into her dirty spider.

by PG November 26, 2004

Riker Maneuver

The act of eye-catchingly sitting on a chair with low backrest by moving your leg over it before sitting down. One should always look the person they want to impress directly in their eyes. Famously performed and originated by cdr. William T. Riker on Star Trek : The next Generation.

If you want to nail that girl, you should do the Riker Maneuver while you sit down.

by MalonMusk May 1, 2020

river dog

A person who used to be part of a tight river rat community but who has been banished because they took too many dumps where they shouldn’t have and wolfed down too much food belonging to others when they weren’t looking.

That river dog is a serious goner, he even tried to hump my girlfriend’s leg while wearing this weird, blank canine look!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2020

Snake River Canyon

Evil Knievel's famous jump that broke him. In honor of his baddassness (also a word), Snake River canyon is when you gape a girls asshole and dangle your penis in it while shaking it like a wriggling snake.

I went to April's place last night, and after sperm whaleing in her back door, I gave her a Snake River Canyon for an encore!!

by Dr. Plito D'Awesome May 3, 2009

ball rider

A ball rider, simply put,is the greatest formation of a fart known to mankind. A person must be positioned correctly to experience the peculiar tickle of the fart as it rolls or "rides" up the ball sack creating the sensation of a, "ball rider". For similar adventures seek out the spine rider fluff.

John: "guy did you just fart?"

Bill: "oh yeah. I just had the ball rider of the century."

by Yingus n' Yangus January 22, 2014

Ice river

A term used for when you have to take a cold shower cause there's no hot water!

Yo I went to shower last night and there was no hot water..I had to take a ice river shower bro!

by Hom2436 January 24, 2018