ritz boy

The name given to those in the present who possess a severely cringey childhood

Person 1: "Oh my god did you see that photo of Luke?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's clearly a ritz boy"

by wegg January 17, 2019

Ritz

He has to many Ritz crackers a day he is fatter then fucking two whales

Ritz went to the Cracker factory and bought and fucking filled it up with his stupid fortnite Ritz Cracker shit with Lootz In the back giggling

by Ritzy Boi November 30, 2019

off my ritz

High as hell

“yooo I’m off my ritz rn”

“ yea lmao I was off my ritz last night”

by Cpbartwtylt13 February 15, 2018

Ritz

Ritz is Ritalin! It's Vitamin R! It helps to relax you if you are ADHD!

Gotta pop 20mg of Ritz and a beer to breeze through my homework. Then sleep.

by CynderFanclub April 12, 2024

Ritz

short for ritual (usually scarification)

Taking up their soul and doin up ritz, 666
- Lucii

by Madman Lucii July 24, 2022

Ritz of certiorari

Requests for appeal of a decision regarding one or more round light crunchy crackers.

If junk-food-craving children are told dat they may not have more/any 7-hole-perforated flour-discs, they would love to request Ritz of certiorari to challenge said restriction.

by QuacksO April 21, 2024

ritz

a racial slur for white person, used by the minorities of America but most commonly by blacks in music

Fuck you pasty cousin-fucking ritz

by eIanor July 6, 2018