You are a very messed up person if your name is Ristaly, or your mom or dad was drunk while naming you. You have a very unique name because it’s trash and no one would want to name the child that. Your mom or dad probably wanted you to suffer because they named you Ristaly. Have fun getting bullied in school.
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by Randy and Stacey February 5, 2010
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The word used to describe a Starbucks or coffee shop barista who is having a bad day behind the bar whilst making drinks; sometimes will fuck up your drink or cop an attitude while waving her scrawny tatted arms up in the air. might cop an attitude if you ask for the whipped cream you requested at the time of purchase. many times the bitchrista is thrown off if you ask for Skim milk and whipped cream because that seems to contradict itself in terms of a healthy drink. Many times the bitchrista is crabby because she was out late the Modest Mouse show, then went to her best friends house to watch reruns of the OC and woke up late for work at the Rodeo Drive location of Starbucks. She hates all of the customers because they can afford to get Starbucks every morning in a Venti size. Usually she's a big "Obama Fangirl" too because all her friends are. She's just working here until she marries the creepy guy from the White Stripes.
I ordered a Grande 2 pump skim vanilla latte with with whip and the bitch-rista slid my drink toward me without a lid or whip. I put the bitchrista in her place by telling the manager and getting a free drink coupon.
by Jeff Spicoli83 February 25, 2010
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Hes a rich bitch but spends it well and doesnt act or look as rich as he is!! he no's how to treat a girl well and turn her on!(oh orgie :P) any girl would be privaliged to have him by her side!
Hes a rich bitch but spends it well and doesnt act or look as rich as he is!! he no's how to treat a girl well and turn her on!(oh orgie :P) any girl would be privaliged to have him by her side!
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by Cheese dick November 9, 2003
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Creating a crappy sensation about someone when you have no word or place about anything even pertaining to that person. More like a cry for help for drunks and slobs.
Wasting yourself, drinking much to the point of alchoholism, much like stomach poisoning and diseases that spread like an std of the mouth.
Rista crap can be words, bad air, bad party breath, dirty ass, fungal or anything else that is impure but to an excessive amount that ends up weakening victims.
When you can't see between the lines and just start going off board and cream ass to burn energy. Basically you're left stuck reading someone else's shit and jizz.
Creating a crappy sensation about someone when you have no word or place about anything even pertaining to that person. More like a cry for help for drunks and slobs.
Wasting yourself, drinking much to the point of alchoholism, much like stomach poisoning and diseases that spread like an std of the mouth.
Rista crap can be words, bad air, bad party breath, dirty ass, fungal or anything else that is impure but to an excessive amount that ends up weakening victims.
When you can't see between the lines and just start going off board and cream ass to burn energy. Basically you're left stuck reading someone else's shit and jizz.
Cal : I'm sick of all the ristacrap about Courtney, she never tried it on any of you and she's not like that."
Jen : "I know, but my mom doesn't know I am a bad influence and it helps me look better."
Cal : "You're so full of ristacrap, you all drank underage way alot and then tried shitting on the only person that didn't that you used to talk to you slobs."
Jon : "Oh well shit happens. Ristcrap is there when times are rough and I feel like I need to break stuff.
Cal : "Yeah well you don't have to ristacrap on the beautiful woman everyone doesn't know how much sucky assholes you are."
Courtney : "I'm telling your mom you ristacrap because you'll ruin yourself."
Jen : "I know, but my mom doesn't know I am a bad influence and it helps me look better."
Cal : "You're so full of ristacrap, you all drank underage way alot and then tried shitting on the only person that didn't that you used to talk to you slobs."
Jon : "Oh well shit happens. Ristcrap is there when times are rough and I feel like I need to break stuff.
Cal : "Yeah well you don't have to ristacrap on the beautiful woman everyone doesn't know how much sucky assholes you are."
Courtney : "I'm telling your mom you ristacrap because you'll ruin yourself."
by whazabiepoolbabe December 15, 2009
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