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porcelain revelation

The thoughts between vomiting in front of a toilet, usually against yourself, and whatever substance has brought you there.
Wanna come out with us tonight? No thanks, I'm taking a break after last nights porcelain revelation.

Last night I had a porcelain revelation, flushed the rest of my stuff, turned off my phone, and am looking for a new job.
by ilted April 8, 2010
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couch revolutionaries

Political reform supporters whose willingness to take action is limited to Internet trolling.
Bernie Sanders could never clinch the Democratic party nomination... most of his supporters are couch revolutionaries.
by Mistress Evil June 8, 2016
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relationshill

(noun, portmanteau of "relationship" and "shill") Someone who claims to be a person's ex and tells everyone how great the relationship was - in order to help that person attract more potential romantic partners. Usually receives some form of compensation from the person whose romantic life they are helping.
Person 1: Jenny will NOT stop talking about how great of a boyfriend Greg used to be... it's getting old.

Person 2: Funny you should mention that... I asked Greg's friend about her and he said they never dated!

Person 1: Wow, do you think she's a relationshill?

Person 2: I'm not sure what that means.

Person 1: Me neither. Let's look it up on Urban Dictionary.
by crackaG June 2, 2018
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Relational Payment

A way to pay a local business that raises their stoke and earnings.
I used a relational payment with my mechanic, Doug, so he can replicate Brian O'Connor's car in The Fast and the Furious. I will be doing donuts and drifting in no time. Jabwow babyyyy.
by MaverickToG January 31, 2021
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Dance Dance Revolution

An addiction more expensive than crack cocaine.

And yes, in addition to being fairly good at DDR, I can also dance regularly.
Man, I used all of my allowance on Dance Dance Revolution this week. Ah, well.
by Pseudoagony August 19, 2006
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revolution

keeps things healthy
stand up for your rights!
what we need
by R March 2, 2004
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Land Shark Revolution

The Growing Trend of couples choosing the land shark sex postion as their ideal means of sexual intercourse.

Also the adoption of 4 wheeled roller skates to replace the standard "sprinting" method, brings land sharking to a whole new level.

And when hoverboards are invented, the
act will continue to progress into an olympic sport.
"Hey buddy, I land sharked your mom last night, it was a fucking land shark revolution"
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"Lately i have observed a steep increase in the number of land sharking couples. one might infer that this is indicative of a land shark revolution"
by Senorsuave79 June 8, 2005
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