a retarted

noun: term for someone who is a stupid moron; akin to a bifkin eater poomonger.

man that kid is such a retarted.

by han solo July 2, 2004

Technologically Retarted

Definition goes toward the above average "Troll".
More defined as a "Administrative Wannabe Troll".
Can also be put in to old people not knowing or understanding everyday technology.

1*dude... stop acting like an admin...
2*No.
1*then your like a troll...
And thus fail...
2*And yet, I get things done and the admins appreciate my reports.
1*Like I said before...troll
(not like a normal troll... more like an Administrative Wannabe Troll)
2*More like "I like order so please follow the rules because the admins can't be everywhere at once".
1* (Goes to 3*) My god people will give a dam over a screen shot won't they these days...
(Puts in new Definition on Urban Dictionary *Technologically Retarted*)

by Foxxel May 26, 2010

Retartedbob Idiotpants

A retarted yellow sponge that lives in a pineapple under the sea

I'd rather watch Retartedbob Idiotpants then "Sinefeld"

by Darka November 19, 2007

retarted monkey

A person who thinks they are smart, but really just fuck all the rest of us over.

Retarted Monkey: "Hi my name is ****** and I'm smart!"
Everyone Else: "NO YOU'RE NOT!!!!!!"

by SeanPatrick March 28, 2008

Retarted

I guy who has a ten inch ding dong and calls himself daddy and tells little kids that his “gf” is pregnant of fornite.

This nigga retarted

by Hoe bicth October 30, 2018

retarted

mad fucked up off of anything

nig #1: mann how much u smoke

nig #2: iuno man but im fuckin retarted

by preefer February 28, 2007

retarted

people that aren't preps

they are preps so you know they aren't retarted!

by Anonymous October 12, 2002