retroactivism

When a person, often a politician, claims to have been for something progressive their entire career, when in fact, they haven't.

Joe Biden needs to take his retroactivism claim about always supporting women and shove it.

by deliciouspear June 28, 2019

RetroAchievements

RetroAchievements is a website to play retro games like Atari and NES titles on emulators and earn achievements in them. Also newer consoles like N64, PSX and Nintendo DS are supported. The achievements on the site are made by players for players and contain achievements for game progress, finding easter eggs and a lot other creative challenges. The players can show their progress to other users on their profile and also submit highscores and best times of minigames and races to compete with other players to be the best. The number of supported games increases every week and there are special events to make playing the games even more fun. The best thing, it's for free!

A: Did you master the Sonic set on RetroAchievements already?
B: Yeah, I finished the last achievement today.

by SporyTike January 16, 2020

Retrodank

An absolute fool that has a crippling love of David Tennant, and never visits his children. People who use the alias Retrodank typically have a hand fetish and are extremely hypocritical.

Retrodank claims to hate sweatpants, yet he constantly wears a onesie with glued on ram horns.

by Noah Craig November 18, 2021

Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever

A rare breed of medium-sized dog, red with white markings. They are energetic and highly intelligent.

Don't you wish you had a Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever?

by puppies_fly December 31, 2005

Retrocringe

When you later remember something you drunkenly did, usually something embarrassing.

Oh my god, I just had a total Retrocringe about last night!

by T_girl February 4, 2010

retracted turtle

retracted turtle- a fisting technique in which the whole fist is violently shoved into the anus, meant to look like a turtle in hiding

the opposite of a silent duck

"I heard the fat bulldyke gave Candice the retracted turtle," said Henry.

"The loose cunt probably couldn't feel it anyway," said Tom.

by drunkasswhore24 January 29, 2010

Retracting tortoise

A phrase used in response to somebody doing or saying something so unattractive, that the most mighty of erections would quickly shrivel to the size of an acorn. Very much like the head of a tortoise would retract within its shell.

"Dude, did you see Lucy eating that sausage and egg mcmuffin earlier?"
"Yeah man, she got mustard up her nose and proceeded to spoon it out and eat it, total retracting tortoise."

by Huuuuud September 23, 2012