retarding

Doing dumb things on purpose by a stupid person.

Quit retarding with the bottle caps and pass me a damn beer!

by Lucas_JWF January 29, 2009

clingfilm retardant

When you are completely inept at wrapping any kind of food in clingfilm. When ordered to do so you have a slight panic attack.
Usually results in an entire roll of clingfilm being used to wrap a single pea, but the pea is still not wrapped properly.

Dad: Katherine, could you please wrap this chicken up?

Eva: Dont ask her, shes clingfilm retardant.

Katherine: No, I'll do it.

...

2 hours later...

Everything apart from the chicken is completely covered in clingfilm. Katherine is having a nervous breakdown.

by lazybumsinparis August 17, 2010

retardage

the conscious act of refering yourself back to a state of mental blockage.

I could not believe the drunken retardage at the party last night.

by Marissa Jenae March 26, 2008

retardanism

The philosophy of ridiculous cognitve perceptions of the world and abnormal ways of thinking.

"When my nephew failed his final examination, your father and I kidnapped him and beat the shit out of him,"

"Dude, that is complete retardanism."

by ilove asianchix April 28, 2008

Dumbass Reardon

In Texas Hold'em, a 2 and a 7 of any suit in the "hole". Commonly regarded as the worst possible hold cards to have.

The Skunk went "all in" before the flop and Margie called her with the Dumbass Reardon!

by Patti Rose May 18, 2006

Retardondo

The word you use when someone is being a total and utter retard that you can’t string together a sentance to tell then that

Duncan you retardondo

by Ddahnke06 February 10, 2020

Retardepes

A portmanteau of the phrase, "Retarded as Herpes."
It means your thought, idea, or actions are dumb and/or stupid. You are retarded as herpes.

"I've got an idea, let's go hang out at the mall."
"No way, that's retardepes, and by extension, you are retardepes."

by RedHeadedStepChild October 23, 2008