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restraponulous

An elevated degree of severity regarding the outrageousness of an event or object. In acending order:

Rediculous
Recockulous
Restraponulous
1. This necklace costs $250? That's restraponulous!
2. The restraponulous antics of the Bush administration have forced many Americans to leave the country.
by Elvishfarmer June 30, 2006
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Retractive

"Retractive" is something or someone who is repulsively unattractive
re + tractive.
That girl is so drunk and ugly that she is retractive.

The way that jerk hit on that girl was retractive.
by Crystal Hart June 26, 2009
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retractuncle

A. When you unconsciously plagiarize an urban dictionary slang, a song, or a concept; exhaustively search the databases to confirm that your's is indeed the original, and publish said slang, song, or concept prematurely.

B. To coin a new synonym.
1. Did you really think that idiot who thought "logocop" was her/his own creation stood a chance against the venerable "logo gestapo"? Retractuncle that @#!@

2. to moderate is the the retractuncle of to calm down.
by Reliable Guide September 8, 2010
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Restrictive restrainers

Parents who like to give the answer no to every request recieved from their child ranging from the most reasonable to the most extreme.
Jenny's parents are restrictive restrainers. They won't let her go to the school dance because it starts at 5 o'clock.
by blackfemale18 April 18, 2011
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Refractory jerk

Unsatisfying and unpleasurable masturbation after a man has just ejaculated because the ability to achieve a strong erection is limited due to the refractory period, a physiological period of time that prevents men from having multiple erections and orgasms.
I found myself still horny after masturbating last night, so I tried a refractory jerk that left me sore and unsatisfied. masturbation, masterbate, jerk off, jack off, masterburnt, pleasuring oneself
by joecoolthefool July 5, 2015
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Restrictance

Voluntarily Limiting Ones Mind And Ability
Your Allowing Restrictance Lately
by The V ONE 2nd To None October 19, 2016
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