Restless Groove Syndrome

Restless Groove Syndrome, or RGS, is a disease suffered by 90% of americans and 75% of people world-wide.
Common symptoms include moving a body part in-beat with music that is currently being listened to, such as tapping of the foot or banging of the head.
There are no current cures for RGS.

Cool Kid One: Look at that metalhead! what's wrong with him, and why is he moving his head so rapidly!?!?

Cool Kid Two: It's apparent that he suffers from Restless Groove Syndrome.

by Harrison a. June 26, 2007

Restless Ring Syndrome

The time period in a relationship when the woman is anxiously expecting her boyfriend to propose.

After dating for 10 months, Jane began showing symptoms of Restless Ring Syndrome. Luckily, Fred finally gave her an engagement ring, so Jane resumed having sex with him.

by CavsFan May 3, 2010

reflexive self-fuckery

A default setting in which a person repeatedly self-destructs.

Now living out his remaining years inside prison, he is and always has been an expert in the fine art of reflexive self-fuckery.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 8, 2019

turgid reflex

boner

I woke up with a turgid reflex this morning

by wailedekim April 20, 2009

Jenny Gag Reflex

A girl who does not appear to have a gag reflex (through either years of practice or congenital defects).

Guy 1: Hey, how was your date last night?

Guy 2: Incredible! She was the biggest Jenny Gag Reflex!!

by Vladimir von Scrappy May 18, 2011

Restless Loser Syndrome

(n) Restless Loser Syndrome is a disease some people get that causes them to keep thinking their phone is ringing/vibrating when really, it isn't. So the person keeps checking and checking their phone only to see that it never rang in the first place, making them a loser.

The origin is unknown, but the cause is said to stem from a person mistaking a light shake in the leg or an odd noise for their phone ringing.

-Why do you keep looking at your phone? is someone texting you?
-No, i keep thinking it's vibrating and i check it but it's not!
-Sounds like you have RLS.
-Restless Leg Syndrome?
-No, Restless Loser Syndrome, loser!

by THE_Æ June 1, 2009

Restless Groin Syndrome

-noun- A medical disorder, popularized by such celebrities as Tiger Woods and Jesse James and politicians like John Edwards, characterized by sexual promiscuity, the inability to remain monogamous, sometimes fathering illegitimate children, and the likelihood of being 'outed' with Bimbo eruptions in the tabloids.

Because he left rehab before finishing his treatment, doctors fear that Jesse's "Restless Groin Syndrome" will recur.

by Jaggsokc April 5, 2010