Googler's Remorse

When, after googling something, you come up with offensive and/or vulgar results that are irrelevant to what you wanted to find in the first place.

"I had no idea when I googled 'Bears' I'd come up with pictures of hairy chested gay men. Serious Googler's Remorse."

"I'd be scarred for life."

by P Banger October 1, 2009

remount

while being mounted, the victim reverses on the mounter and dominates him. This is four times the humiliation of a regular mount.

you just got worked son! REMOUNT! Suck my cock!

by maskedMounter March 26, 2009

remoke

A very small child’s way of referring to the “remote,” as in the TV remote control.

Peas Dada, I wanna have the remoke!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021

Facebooker's Remorse

When you get really smashed and go on facebook, you comment on everyone's status and say stupid crazy stuff. You tell all the hot chicks on your profile that you want them. The next day you have a case of Facebooker's Remorse and you delete all of your comments!

I can't believe I commented on Jen's status and told her to shut up and get a life. I was so smashed now I have "facebooker's remorse"

by Facebook By Proxy September 30, 2009

gamer's remorse

The creepy, inexplicable feeling of guilt at having wasted solid days of free time playing a computer game, despite having enjoyed every minute of it.
The feeling is increased if the wasted day was sunny.

When Tomoko's alarm woke her for work she felt a pang of gamer's remorse, remembering her 12 hour Pokemon binge the previous day.

by tomoko watanabe May 23, 2011

buyer's remorse

when one buys an item and feels regret about the purchase soon thereafter. while buyer's remorse is normally restricted to expensive purchases that have probably busted the buyer's budget, this sentiment can also occur when a person buys a totally useless and inappropriate item.

This is not to be confused with winner's curse.

Karl: Chris has a serious case of buyer's remorse coming up pretty soon.

Ryan: Really? What makes you say that?

Karl: He just bought a silly ass Dontrelle Marlins jersey just bc it costs $30. Wait until he realizes that instead of buying something that will only make him look stupid if he ever actually wears it, he could have just saved; that dude loves saving money.

by his majesty the king April 29, 2008

Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)

A baffling medical condition caused by overexposure to the Emmy nominated hit show starring Michael C. Hall.

This debilitating disorder affects people of all age, race, gender and sexual orientation and is most common in those who neglected to watch episodes when they actually aired on Showtime. Most victims instead chose to watch all 42 episodes at once in a short window of time on a Mac or a PC. Initial symptoms include nausea and vomiting, but can lead to more serious conditions such as Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse. Call your doctor right away if DEVR or any attributed symptoms persist beyond 24 hours.

"Ok, well it looks like I'll get started on this Dexter phenomenon everyone is talking about"...

(Two Days Later)

"Ok, well season one and two were wonderful and now I'm ready for season three"...

(24 Hours Later)

"Ok, well now I'm officially caught up with the show"..
"I guess I'll just have to wait for each new episode to air on television each week"...

(Beginning Stages of Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)

"FUCK! I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! BAD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN MAN! BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO KEEP WATCHING EPISODES BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK AND NOW I GOTTA WAIT A FUCKING WEEK?! FUCK THIS SHIT! I CANT WAIT! I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TRINITY IS UP TO MAN! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

(Nearly all hope lost, desperately needs help at this point)

by Sargeant Doakes November 4, 2009