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Religious Cunt

An overly religious teenage woman in the internet who enjoys tweeting and posting bible verses or quotes about God, but in reality that woman is actually a slut.
P1: "She loves God as much as she loves dicks."

P2: "Yeah, she's pretty much a religious cunt."
by raepmemoar February 23, 2017
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Religious Freaks

When a person or persons with religious views commence in a verbal or physical tirade of abuse at an individual or group of people because of a difference in belief.
"This bunch of religious freaks came up to me and asked me if I believed in Jesus then went crazy when I said no"

"Ah you should see the crap these religious freaks come out with when you ask them to explain evolution"
by waffle247 December 14, 2009
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Religist

A term for the jokes and or hate against a religion, a bit like racist but for the religious.
Man1 : Yeah them jews need to get into the oven
man2 : oh man thats religist.
by mrlordwaffles September 30, 2010
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Religious warfare

people killing other people over who has the best invisible friend
person 1: Hey, my invisible friend talks to me, and they say you're a NERD!
person 2: Never! I declare religious warfare on you!
by stewbobjimkirk April 22, 2009
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religion

Something cowards try and avoid because it often seems too much of a burden.

Religion is the systematic approach to participation in the "anti-fall".
It's our means of curing a world laced with death.

Man up and stop complaining about past evils committed under the umbrella of religion. I'm sick of cheap excuses to abandon it. Good religion is the only thing that can unwind the misery of bad religion.

And drop the 'religion is a delusion/lie' mantra. One could flinch at the thought of such frivolous naivety. Dim, inarticulate notions of truth and reality quail before the stark actuality that religion burns with.
Religion is the lifeblood that continues to carry oxygen to this broken world. But this blood also carries a toxin called human depravity.
You don't get the venom out of a man's bloodstream by cutting out his heart; you get it out by giving him the antidote.

Man’s chief end is to glorify God, and to enjoy him forever.
by M-J-to-the-wissle December 31, 2008
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Sharkian Religion

A religion made by the one and only Fijiiwater. It is the number one and sexiest religion out there.
Whoa, did you see those shark worshipers?
Yes I've heard they are Sharkian Religion.
by Marqiio June 19, 2021
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Bad Religion

Like just about everyone else has said... the best Punk Band ever. Hell, forget labels. One of the best Bands ever. All those poser bands coming out now-a-days don't even compare and it makes me sick how little recognition Bad Religion gets. Known for their inspirational and political lyrics, Bad Relgion is the r0x0r.
Bad Religion is Punk, not Blink 182... or Greenday, but Bad Religion.
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