Reexist

To make to exist again

Younger Brother: Why do you keep staring at me like that?

Older Brother: I'm trying to develop my Hate-O-Vision powers.

Younger Brother: Is it working?

Older Brother: No, because you haven't begun ceasing to exist.

Younger Brother: Well, if you want, I could just walk over there and you could pretend like I don't exist.

Older Brother: Well, if you don't exist, I won't have to buy you lunch, anymore.

Younger Brother: Well then I'll just reexist at lunchtime.

Older Brother: You can't reexist. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's not even a word.

Younger Brother: Yes it is.

Older Brother: Nope, it doesn't exist.

Younger Brother: It does now, because I just reexisted it.

Older Brother: .... Good point. You win.

by Pillagebones March 15, 2011

Relaxative

A prescription drug that has two primary affects. The ability to induce coma like slumber all the while allowing bowel movement.

Bro A: "dude, you hear about the new drug relaxative?"

Bro B: "I hear it knocks you out and makes you feel like shit"

by suomynna December 27, 2011

relax tax

When you relax around a black person and pay the tax for it.

Tax might range from black eye, permanent brain damage via concussion, or even your life.

Jessica Whitaker paid the relax tax

by Iamveryracist July 13, 2020

Socialibly Relaxed

An alternative to drunk, sloshed, plastered, etc. but avoiding the stigma surrounding alchohol abuse.

Saying to someone, "I'm not pissed, I'm socialibly relaxed".

by timred87 March 26, 2011

the 'your mom' reflex

the sudden, inexplicable urge to turn every sentence that ever comes out of anyone's mouth into a 'your mom' joke.

president obama: america needs change!
person afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom needs change.

person in restaurant: i really like this soup! it has really good chicken in it.
person afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom has really good chicken in it.

person in car number 1: man that person ahead of us is driving badly.
person in car number 2: who's driving that car anyway??
person in car number 3, who is afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom's driving that car.

by sare1258 April 20, 2010

Dead soul release (DSR)

Term for when an electronic music producer / or musician in general releases a tune on their own digital label that no-one buys, listens too or gives a s*** about just so they can say they have a release. This can be accidental if this only happens with one release. If however they release scores of tunes in this way they are clearly either:

(i) Trying to counterfeit reputation ie. trying to mislead people of their true standing in the game to get bookings / further releases

(ii) Trying to be counterfeit status among their contemporaries

(iii) Tragically deluded.

See also Dead soul label (DSL)

Jim: "Wow DJ Killa Sniper is pretty big in the game. He has 15 releases".

Jack: "Nah, I looked them up. They're all DSR (dead soul releases).

Dead soul release (DSR)

by Dr. Colossus 02 October 27, 2010

Gentleman's Release

The passing of flatulence while standing at a urinal taking a piss. Typically done with one hand on the cock and the other arm extended against the wall for support.

I was taking a dump today and I don't know who walked in and did the Gentleman's Release but it sounded really wet.

by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017