Restaurant Whore

a person who primarily goes on dates for the sole purposes of obtaining a free meal. Depending on the price of said restaurant this person call also be referred to restaurant, skank or restaurant hoe.

Girl: last week, he took me too McDonald's, Applebees, and Chili's and tomorrow we are going to RED LOBSTER.

Girl #2: Hmm, someone sounds like a real restaurant whore!

Girl # 1 Jealous??

Girl # 2 (sarcastically) of Red Lobster, of course. I loves me some imitation crabmeat!

by MEAN MINA NYC September 23, 2010

Restartded

A person who is so dumb, they almost restarted their computer because a web page wouldn't load

A: "The website was down for a bit."
B: "Really? I thought it was my internet, I almost restartded my computer!"
A: "What's that? "Restartded"? Is that because you're so dumb that you almost restarted your whole computer?"

by ZedWhore April 14, 2014

Regtard

A Regtard is an offensive slang term that it used against rednecks or hicks. It is a combination of the term retard, and the popular stereotypical redneck name, reggie. Reg-Tard.

“that fat fucking regtard won’t pay child support”
“Andy sure is a regtard”

by UnderchievingCreativeDick August 4, 2019

restaurant in peace

Saying dedicated to the deceased man who invented autocorrect.

“The man who invented autocorrect just died, restaurant in peace.”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

restaurant back

When your back is as hard a cutting board, from working in a restaurant.

Man! My restaurant back is killing me today. I need to see a chiropractor, or get a new job!

by Restaurant chick November 7, 2021

The Restaurants

Applebees, Grand China Buffet, Chiles, Princess Maria Diner, Blue Swan.
The meeting places for the Gang of Jack S.

When the Gang shows up everyone else gets the fuck out of there.

by Gang of Jack S. April 13, 2004

slash restaurant

A restaurant that contains more than one chain restaurant. An example is KFC/Pizza Hut/Taco Bell. A slash restaurant gets its name from the slashes in between the restaurants' names. A good place to take a large crowd to so that everyone gets what they want without arguing.

We took the gang to the slash restaurant after Thanksgiving so everyone could get what they wanted.

by Marianne Brandon November 24, 2011