rejection erection

When you rejected by a hot girl and a few seconds later you get an erection thinking about the hot sex you would of had with her.

Guy: "Will you go out with me?"
Girl: "No."
Guy: "Awh Shucks...*rejection erection*

by jillyjank September 5, 2010

rejected rose

when you send a rose to your crush and she rejects it and then blocks you on all of social media. that is what you call a rejected rose

"Fuck, Laura rejected my rose and blocked me on instagram" "Yea man thats what you call a rejected rose!"

by Mr Boyd June 29, 2018

pre-rejection

When a potential future boyfriend or girlfriend openly rejects you or any chance of a relationship without even knowing you like them.

Him: Kate thinks you like me and i know that this isnt true.

Me: (but i do like you) oh that Kate...

Him: and besides we are just such good friends anyway that there's no way we could ever date!

Me: of course not! ( great a pre-rejection!!)

by thisreallyhappened March 17, 2010

reject

One of three options Urban Dictionary Editors have when deciding on which words will be entered.

Roughly 80% of words submitted to the Urban Dictionary are rejected.

by 33Arsenic July 8, 2005

rejection

My love life from my teens to even now in my late 20s. She rejected me, so did she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she......

I despise rejection and can't figure out what my curse is.

by [e-mail] January 4, 2008

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

A phrase used by a person who likes to eat shit, to some extent knows that eating shit is bad for them, but doesn't acknowledge that fact and therefore dismiss it.

It can be seen as a modern analogy to Plato's cave.

Example (à la Patrick's wallet meme):

PC user: You know that the baseline Mac Pro costs 5 times as much money than a similarly-spec'd windows based machine, right?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: And you know that you can custom build your own PC, right?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: And even get a similar Mac Pro computer case?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: And configure it to run Mac OS?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: Then why did you buy the Mac Pro?!?!??

Apple user: Cus I reject your reality and substitute my own.

PC user: *facepalm*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 20, 2020

reject

Someone who either is a reject or is unable to do anything but reject themselves and others whether intentionally in the form of being contrary to everything they hear or see or subcuntiously over longer periord ultimately dying like everybody else and thus being rejected by life

Runnn its a reject

by ManhattenSawbones February 7, 2020