High Tech Red Neck

Someone who uses a spreadsheet to keep track of which reletives he's slept with...and how much they charged him.

bubba: how much do you pay fr sex?
htrn: a nickel's a nickel, a penny's a penny, kinfolk pussy is as good as any.

by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who thinks da Information Superhighway might be a good place to hunt fr road kill.

bubba: mmmnn...boy howdy, these chips are good
htrn: hang on an i'll go back out an scrape some more off da road fur ya

by daDebil January 15, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who patches da holez in da roof of hiz trailer with free aol discs.

bubba: hot damn! version 9 is here at last!
htrn: good! git up thar on da roof & fix it before it starts ta rain agin.

by daDebil January 15, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who over-clocks hiz e-lec'rik beer cooler.

bubba: yer processor iz melting down!
htrn: dat's cuz I re-routed my liquid nitrogen system ta keep mah beer cold.

by daDebil January 16, 2004

angry red neck

everyone has run into one its that one guy in a big truck with the confederate flag up behind him someone who always has a beer in his left hand and a M-16 in his right its someone who votes for tump and follows his every word and threatens anyone who wants to take their guns away

man 1: see that man in front of us he is drunk out of his mind he should not be on the road

man 2: its an angry red neck lets juts pass him

by dream is invalid February 22, 2022

High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose computer mouse sports a big chrome grille and a pair of "back off" mud flaps.

bubba: why doez yer baseball cap say DEC instead of CAT?
htrn: d00d...RTFM!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

black red neck

an african-american who drives around in a pick up truck and listens to his boom box

I saw a black red neck the other day playing his music so loud.

by Bruce Citron September 21, 2003