i-ready

The most common form of child torture in the U.S.

Teacher: I-Ready
Me: I-Want to kill myself

by mgthebest April 14, 2020

i-Ready

A website made to teach you things that makes you want to snap your computer in actual half.

i-ready causes PTSD.

by DdudeAwesome May 29, 2020

North America ain't ready

When something is so good (usually when an experience is enexpected, but doesn't always have to be the case), one needs to tell the world that not just he/she wasn't ready, but because he/she is from North America, the whole nation wasn't also ready. Also said when you are out of the country on vacation.

Svdanilo: "Damnn, these speakers are eargasms"

Svchadwick: "Bro, I'm dancing so hard right now!"

Svjon: "North America ain't ready!!!"

by MasterAsia April 5, 2020

I am Ready For Hot Lovin'

this means that you should come over, for the lovin' will surely be hot and of much peasure to be had.

hey baby, stop that coolik and come on over i'm ready for hot lovin now not when youre done with the coolik!!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

ready eddy

the real way to say are you ready.

Are you ready eddy?

by charlesdickeyjrsrjr April 20, 2015

Turkey's Ready!

When a chick's nipples are hard and they stick out prominently from under her clothes, just like the "turkey's ready" indicators on a succulently done butterball.

This is incredibly hot and every guy within miles will notice and get a half-stiffy just from seeing that. Usually happens when it's cold or she's aroused and she is wearing a tank top or other tight shirt and a thin or (ESPECIALLY) no bra, which is up there with the hottest thing ever!

Guy 1: OMG, did you see Stephanie's tits this morning when the air conditioning kicked in??!

Guy 2: See her?? I rubbed one out in the men's room to her Turkey's Ready!!

by Scrap5000 September 18, 2007

reeny

1) best-est friend anyone can have

2) the most stunning person you'll ever see

3) the sweetest / compassionate you'll ever meet

4) has a great sense of humor

I have a reeny as a friend.

by gtz010193 September 22, 2011