Ranchero

Little man. BIG dick.

I met this little ranchero last night, and he wasn't so little if you know what I mean!

by sass a frass May 15, 2006

rotten ranchero

stick a raw egg into the anus,and poop it out without breaking it.

Guido won the egg toss by ending it with a rotten ranchero.

by cessna July 12, 2006

Ranchero

a sexy way in spanish to say cowboy

i call up my ranchero every noche to baisez

by Dee the Shortee January 5, 2006

baboon rancher

a person who partakes in events of professionally raising and ranching in a cow like manner of baboons.

what did u do for a living?
i am a baboon rancher...

i was ranching me some baboons

by Mike Sobchack December 25, 2007

Ranchers for Rabbits

a phrase describing a redundantly absurd oxymoron.

1. Literal
little Timmy: "I'm worried about all the rabbits that get burned up in brush fires."
Faker the Bear: "Well Gosh Timmy, if we could just open up even more of your state to grazing we could stop most of those brush fires."
little Timmy: "Wow that sounds great, will that help the wild horses too?!"
Faker: "hmmm...um, actually we are planning to round them up because there isn't enough food for them."

Kyle: "That's totally ranchers for rabbits.

by voodoo-strega January 19, 2010

Rancheritos

They are these rectangular fried chips covered in yummy chilito. You wish you had these. You wish you were bathing in these. Tan prietos.

Pablo: "Oh my God. I'm so hungry."
Leslie: "What are you craving?"
Amber: "Doritos?"
Pablo: "Fuck no. I want Rancheritos!"

by menudo123 June 25, 2019

Rachery

The act of sleeping undisturbed past 1pm. Being able to sleep through all noise and ruckus, undisturbed.

Stop pulling a rachery.

by quesadillakeet November 29, 2019