A Rig Ratchet (or wax ratchet) is a highly specialized ratchet unique to the dab / hash culture. The rig ratchet can often be found nude or half nude on Instagram or Snapchat, smiling like a doughnut while billowing out clouds of questionably attained cannabis smoke. They can be further identified by their cries of "I never pay for dabs" while they brandish "hetti" glass provided by suitors.
When a rig ratchet enters the larval stage, she tries to attach herself to a self proclaimed "extract artist" by means of exposed mammary glands and suggestive social media posts. When a suitable mate has been identified through the "like" and "poke" system, the rig ratchet will metamorphose into a faux trap queen, believing herself to be vital to to her "bae"'s continued black market drug peddling.
They will continue to feed off of their "extract artist" until a stronger mate makes themselves known or until the rig ratchet can no longer solicit attention from competing mates. This may or may not include producing offspring with said "bae", often not knowing who the father is until the moment of birth. This process can be substituted or supplemented by infecting the "extract artist" with an incurable sexually transmitted infection (herpes being the most common weapon in this arsenal)
When a rig ratchet enters the larval stage, she tries to attach herself to a self proclaimed "extract artist" by means of exposed mammary glands and suggestive social media posts. When a suitable mate has been identified through the "like" and "poke" system, the rig ratchet will metamorphose into a faux trap queen, believing herself to be vital to to her "bae"'s continued black market drug peddling.
They will continue to feed off of their "extract artist" until a stronger mate makes themselves known or until the rig ratchet can no longer solicit attention from competing mates. This may or may not include producing offspring with said "bae", often not knowing who the father is until the moment of birth. This process can be substituted or supplemented by infecting the "extract artist" with an incurable sexually transmitted infection (herpes being the most common weapon in this arsenal)
That girl is such a nasty rig ratchet, as if she'd even be able to find dabs if she hadn't infected that drug dealer.
by ArtfulDabber April 30, 2016
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The "dapper" side can include a debonair and classy aesthetic with tailored dress and thoughtful appearance.
The "ratchet" side is usually influenced by a high consumption of intoxicants which causes behavior to deteriorate or change steadily through a series of irreversible steps.
The "dapper" side can include a debonair and classy aesthetic with tailored dress and thoughtful appearance.
The "ratchet" side is usually influenced by a high consumption of intoxicants which causes behavior to deteriorate or change steadily through a series of irreversible steps.
That dapper ratchet bitch threw a prosecco bottle off my roof while wearing pearls and a corset on Sunday morning.
He is so dapper ratchet that he protected his fancy vest while throwing up over the balcony railing.
He is so dapper ratchet that he protected his fancy vest while throwing up over the balcony railing.
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So Stevie J got Joseline pregnant and is trying to get with Mimi after forcing her to get an abortion. All that is just pure RATCHERY.
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A girl so clueless and lost in her own sense of misplaced greatness that she doesn't realize how big a waste of flesh she is.
A girl so clueless and lost in her own sense of misplaced greatness that she doesn't realize how big a waste of flesh she is.
Paris Hilton is such a "snatch ratchet, " she's famous for the stupid look on her face, brainlessly following every trend, and having no real worth on a human level to anyone except to be the punchline of jokes.
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"I'm tired of Denise bringin' them ratchet ass kids around the house when I'm trynna work! Little heathens always trynna tear shit up!"
"Ayy yo tell me why this bitch is down to let the whole team smash?!?"
"Cause she ratchet..."
"Ayy yo tell me why this bitch is down to let the whole team smash?!?"
"Cause she ratchet..."
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