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Raisin Ranch

An old folks home. Where you drop your parents off when they get old, and are pretty much useless. I hope I never get old.
"You'd better start walking, or I'll drop you at a Raisin Ranch", said Karen to her Mother.

"My Mom works at a raisin ranch, cleaning old people's asses", I said.

"You're headed straight for the raisin ranch when you retire, Ed!" I exclaimed.
by pallybear December 23, 2005
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Raisin Bread

An orgy involving a morbidly obese asian woman and eight midgets with reasonably dark or tanned skin, preferably being african-american or hispanic.
In the olden days, raisin bread only cost a nickel.
by Uber Gottlich PAMF December 9, 2010
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Rossing

The act of stealing a scrap of food hanging from someone's mouth before they have had a chance to swallow it up, and eating it for one's self. In more extreme cases, the rosser will use his elongated tongue to swill out the victim's mouth to collect any last residual drops of stolen food.

Occasionally, victims have reported hearing a clicking noise just before they have been attacked, and think this may be the rosser preparing himself for the raid.
'I was walking along, minding my own business, eating my crayfish and avocado bagel, when suddenly, someone was rossing me from behind'.
by ross-ee August 9, 2013
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Dirty raisin

A dirty raisin is a butthole that is noticeably smelly or has poop remnants.
I was slamming that girl last night and that's girl had a dirty raisin.
by Jbski July 22, 2016
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raising the bridge

to flick someone off, to say "F.U." or "Up yours!", etc.
Considered getting back at some "clown". Something to do at George W.M.D Bush, Verizon, Brittney Spears, or people who you think are assholes.
person #1: hey look, it's the guy from Verizon!

person #2: ATNT raises the bar for its costumers, but I'm raising the bridge at Verizon, cuz THEY SUCK!
by pimpmaster25 March 27, 2008
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Raisin Bumping

the act of two or more old people having sexual intercourse
my grandma was raisin bumping with this guy last night
I walked in on my grandparents raisin bumping
by liimitzgaming March 27, 2011
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raisin penis

A short wrinkled black penis..
Girl ..his penis is so small it looks like a raisin.. Raisin penis with a foreskin..
by Sleevo69 March 18, 2016
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