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Gabriel Jowell Rolon

Gabriel Jowell Rolon, most say he's dumb as hell, some say they feel bad for him, some say he has a brick for a phone or that he looks like a background character in The Simpsons.... well that's all true.

Appearance: A decently tall young man with a forehead as big as my small ass backyard, he's usually seen sporting a pear of basketball pants and a Champion shirt with dark grey shoes.

Personality: Gabe is the one in the friend group who usually mocks the others with a callback or a snarky quote, it doesn't matter if your short or tall Gabe will be there to mock you. Gabe enjoys playing videogames such as the Hitman series of games and other stuff like Vampire Survivor's and playing in person RPGs like DND and Ancient Echo's.

Colleagues: Gabe knows a lot of people but here are the main ones: Jeremy Hall, Stephen Dulo, Alaadean Aziziyeh, Shea Ott, Brian Necro Manser, Matt Laney, Dennis Sutton, Thomas Ott, both Christains, Isaiah Price and Jonathan Barnes.

Enemy's: Stephen Dulo, Alaadean Aziziyeh, and Jonathan Barnes.
HEY DUDE, HOLY SHIT!!!! IS THAT GABRIEL JOWELL ROLON, DUDE ISAIAH REWIND!!!! I THINK I SAW GABE
by BesonTheWingKing August 21, 2023
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Rolon

crusty, crab, crustacean. normally a guy who lives in a basement whos dad looks like an umbrella bird. plays xbox all day. no job and is mexican. loves lunch and stealing lunch. he snaps at you alot. clawing at other peoples lunch. swears too much
That guy looked and acted like a Rolon.
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Rolodexing

Trying to date your exes after a new relationship fails, because you're too pathetic and can't handle being alone.
Mike: Jenny and I are talking again. I might try to make it work this time.

Rob: Dude, didn't Anna just dump you last week? You're Rolodexing, man..
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1: to be cool, awesome, gnarly or rad
"wow this party is sooooo rolodex! We are in the Conezone!
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rolololol

1. A party that involves everyone rolling balls
2. When you are rolling balls
1. dude that rave is gonna be rolololol
2. holy fuck im rololololing so hard i cant even see
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rolodex (n.), rolodexing(v.)

Noun - The roles of fat you flip through to get to a woman's vagina.

Verb - The act of flipping through a woman's roles of fat around her vagina
rolodex (n.), rolodexing(v.)

Dude, I fucked this girl who was so fat I had to rolodex her.
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